Tiger Woods Discussion

[chuckywang]

Makes sense... he got pissed and stormed out.

 

But where was he gonna go?

[OleMissCub]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

 

"Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

 

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

 

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

 

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

 

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene."

 

 

The dastardly perp of this senseless crime against Tiger:

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__NQFR6dKO-g/SaKvJDbz0gI/AAAAAAAABR0/pyVGdTb5ksM/s400/elin+woods.jpg

[TruffleShuffle]

i dunno if he cheated on her or not, but if you're tiger woods, it's pretty hard to do anything and be discreet about it.

[kujay]

^Thank you for that, good sir.

 

I guess that's a plausible explanation. He was rushing away from the crazy bitch and that's why he got in the accident.

 

But wait then, she wasn't using the golf club to try to rescue him? Was she trying to get to him and keep abusing him? Wow.

[TruffleShuffle]

But wait then, she wasn't using the golf club to try to rescue him? Was she trying to get to him and keep abusing him? Wow.

 

it doesn't say that.

[ConstableRabbit]

^Thank you for that, good sir.

 

I guess that's a plausible explanation. He was rushing away from the crazy bitch and that's why he got in the accident.

 

But wait then, she wasn't using the golf club to try to rescue him? Was she trying to get to him and keep abusing him? Wow.

It says that she ran after the car and hit the car with the club. She could've done so and then used the same club to rescue him. Still messed up though.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mgtnyq.jpg

[ConstableRabbit]

Actually, wait a minute... the car wasn't flipped over in such a way that Tiger needed to be "rescued". The crazy 'yotch probably just smashed the back window and that's the story they told the police.

[Soul]

I'm glad he's OK, but just thinking about that woman chasing after him with one of his own golf clubs makes me laugh. LOL.

[E.J.]

I guess Tiger should be thankful he didn't cheat on this chick.

[Soul]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

[Smack]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

 

image protection / spin control time

 

on a side note, if she is going to want a divorce... physically attacking him won't help her case much...

[Wilson A2000]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

 

image protection / spin control time

 

on a side note, if she is going to want a divorce... physically attacking him won't help her case much...

 

How much could he lose if he had to giver her half? Tiger has made a billion or close to it, but I wonder how much he has left. I bet he would lose at least $100 million.

[ConstableRabbit]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

 

image protection / spin control time

 

on a side note, if she is going to want a divorce... physically attacking him won't help her case much...

 

How much could he lose if he had to giver her half? Tiger has made a billion or close to it, but I wonder how much he has left. I bet he would lose at least $100 million.

Are you kidding me? Prenup.

[Wilson A2000]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

 

image protection / spin control time

 

on a side note, if she is going to want a divorce... physically attacking him won't help her case much...

 

How much could he lose if he had to giver her half? Tiger has made a billion or close to it, but I wonder how much he has left. I bet he would lose at least $100 million.

Are you kidding me? Prenup.

 

True. Never thought of that.

[Wilson A2000]

ESPN ticker says Woods & wife asked to delay their interviews until tomorrow. Guess the makeup sex was good.

 

image protection / spin control time

 

on a side note, if she is going to want a divorce... physically attacking him won't help her case much...

 

How much could he lose if he had to giver her half? Tiger has made a billion or close to it, but I wonder how much he has left. I bet he would lose at least $100 million.

Are you kidding me? Prenup.

 

True. Never thought of that.

[E.J.]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

[Wilson A2000]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

How many times can he decline the interview?

[Sammy Sofa]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

It has nothing to do with being a celebrity. It's a minor traffic violation so it's not like he's under any obligation to talk to them.

[E.J.]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

It has nothing to do with being a celebrity. It's a minor traffic violation so it's not like he's under any obligation to talk to them.

 

The fact that there are supposed charges pending makes me think he is under obligation.

[Soul]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

It has nothing to do with being a celebrity. It's a minor traffic violation so it's not like he's under any obligation to talk to them.

 

The fact that there are supposed charges pending makes me think he is under obligation.

 

What kind of obligation? People hire an attorney and then stop talking all the time.

[Wilson A2000]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

It has nothing to do with being a celebrity. It's a minor traffic violation so it's not like he's under any obligation to talk to them.

 

The fact that there are supposed charges pending makes me think he is under obligation.

 

What kind of obligation? People hire an attorney and then stop talking all the time.

 

Then stop scheduling an interview and then cancel it.

[jersey cubs fan]

So Tiger has declined to be interviewed by the police again today. Must be nice being a celebrity.

 

It has nothing to do with being a celebrity. It's a minor traffic violation so it's not like he's under any obligation to talk to them.

 

There's no way this was a minor traffic accident. What most likely happened was they received preferential treatment early on, and now it's too late for the cops to do much.

[fibro]

Looks like this might be getting serious fo Tiger:

The Florida Highway Patrol is seeking a search warrant for hospital records that would document the treatment Tiger Woods received after an auto accident early Friday morning, TMZ.com has reported, citing unnamed sources.

 

The Florida state police, according to the Web site's report, want to determine if the injuries Woods sustained resembled those from an auto accident or domestic violence.

 

The state police think they can show probable cause of a crime during the events that unfolded Friday, the report said, and the crash remains under investigation.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4699907

[jersey cubs fan]

Two things about the domestic violence angle.

 

People defending the "it's a private matter" story would never say that if it was a female that was smashed up after her husband used a golf club to "get her out of the driver seat via the rear window". And this morning's metro paper had a little blurb recommending which golf club a woman should use to beat her husband if she thought he was cheating. That goes beyond tasteless to pretty disgusting double standard about domestic violence.