8/14 Losers Thread: Pirates (Morton) @ Cubs (Wells) 1:20 WGN

[Old Style]

This is like beating the crap out of the president of the chess club for no reason after the captain of the football team stuffed you in a locker and flushed your head down the toilet.

:rotfl:

[Outshined_One]

Much like dropping that first deuce after a week of constipation, yes.

 

Graphic, but surprisingly apt.

[Outshined_One]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[laurens]

oh god we're gonna lose

[Magdal]

Game over

[Little Slide Rooter]

I bet Rons starting a mini meltdown

[Outshined_One]

Come on Randy, you've gotta have a hot date or something tonight. Get out of this so we can finish this game early.

[Jake]

Jeremy Piven is going to sing the stretch?

 

Ugggggggggggh.

 

There's hope for the Pirates yet.

[gflore34]

What is it about the Cubs and crappy hitting catchers? Why can't they get them out?

[Little Slide Rooter]

Theres only one man who could help the Pirates come back now, but unfortunately for them Jeff Samardzjias back in Iowa.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Well, let me see here..........

 

CUBS are 43-29 when they don't allow any first inning runs.... 15-26 when they do

CUBS are 37-13 when they score first in the game.... 21-42 when they don't

CUBS are 26-7 when they score in the first inning.... 32-48 when they don't

CUBS are 22-8 when their pitcher gets a hit.... 36-47 when he doesn't

CUBS are 43-24 when the opposing starter pitches 6-1/3 innings or less.... 15-28 when he doesn't

CUBS are 51-19 when they get at least 8 hits .... 7-36 when they don't

CUBS are 54-37 when they draw 2 or more walks.... 4-18 when they don't

CUBS are 55-41 when they hit at least one double.... 3-14 when they don't

CUBS are 16-4 when they hit at least one triple.... 42-51 when they don't

CUBS have drawn 99 BBs in their last 21 games

CUBS have double digit hits in 12 of their last 22 games

CUBS are 9-2 in their last 11 day games

CUBS are 11-1 in the last 12 games in which they've scored in the first inning

CUBS are 16-2 in the last 18 games in which they've scored first

 

 

 

 

Oh, hell..... CUBS are gonna win, all right ??

[Outshined_One]

Seeing eye singles rule when we hit them.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Last time the CUBS scored 15 runs in a game.... Wed 30 Apr 08 in an 19-5 win over Milwaukee at Wrigley

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Little Slide Rooter]

Come on, I want a 25 spot today, but Ill settle for 20.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Last time the CUBS hit 2 triples in a game.... Thur 30 July 09 (2 3b) in a 12-3 win over Houston at Wrigley

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Come on, I want a 25 spot today, but Ill settle for 20.

 

Last time the CUBS scored 20 runs in a game.... Sat 05 May 01 in an 20-1 win over Los Angeles at Wrigley

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[laurens]

MLb Alert: "Cubs' Samardzija optioned for fresh arm". No MLB.com, Samardzija was optioned because he's just not good.

[Outshined_One]

Those are fantastic hats.

[Outshined_One]

Derrek Lee's padding his stats today.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Derrek Lee's padding his stats today.

 

Yeah, ain't it great ????

[Jake]

Come on, I want a 25 spot today, but Ill settle for 20.

 

Last time the CUBS scored 20 runs in a game.... Sat 05 May 01 in an 20-1 win over Los Angeles at Wrigley

 

 

Go CUBS !!

 

How many beers have been poured on Cutch's head ?

[Fred Hornkohl]

Hey.... leave this guy in !! I like him !!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Last time the CUBS made 15 hits in a game.... Sun 09 Aug 09 (17 hits) in an 11-5 loss at Colorado

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[UMFan83]

I didn't read this whole thread...is anyone else just pure angry at this game and can't enjoy it?

[Outshined_One]

Looks like the Pirates found a replacement for Evan Meek as the Cubs' whipping boy.