05/25 Pittsburgh (Maholm) @ CUBS (Dempster) 7:05pm, WGNTV

[Arnold Layne]

So, who are some good managerial candidates? Sandberg? Brenly?

 

I would love to pick up Brenly. Lou has made decisions this year that have been completely devoid of any type of sanity. I genuinely believe he might be losing it mentally. The only other reason I can come up with is that Lou is throwing games and I really hope that's not true.

 

 

Lou has garbage to work with.

[Keener98]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

 

Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness

[JGalt73]

Hey, I thought we had a deal - all pitchers hit!

 

- Lou

[Sammy Sofa]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

 

Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness

 

Damn right.

[haubrich91]

So, who are some good managerial candidates? Sandberg? Brenly?

 

Mark Grace.

[cubswin2009]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

Get a brain moran

[Fred Hornkohl]

Young, pinch hitting for Chavez, walked

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Larry Dierker, people!

[cubswin2009]

So, who are some good managerial candidates? Sandberg? Brenly?

 

Mark Grace.

eek! Next option please.

[Keener98]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

 

Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness

 

Damn right.

 

You are too cool

[haubrich91]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

Get a brain moran

 

http://gratuity.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/get_a_brain_morans.jpg

[cubswin2009]

STRIKES.

 

Oh forget it this bullpen is horrendous.

[manbearcub]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

Get a brain moran

 

http://gratuity.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/get_a_brain_morans.jpg

how can you not laugh at that sign

 

 

 

aaaand someone just died

[cubswin2009]

Longest 9 inning game ever.

[haubrich91]

So how about those Rays, guys?

[witty alias]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

 

Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness

 

Oh "know"?

[cubswin2009]

Need 1 run this inning.

[Fred Hornkohl]

TOP OF THE EIGHTH INNING

 

Patton in to pitch for the CUBS

An LaRoche blooped a single to center field

Jaramillo struck out swinging

Wilson grounded out to short, 6-3 , An LaRoche to second

Young, pinch hitting for Chavez, walked

Morgan flied out to left field

 

0 runs 1 hits 0 errors 2 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
Pittsburgh      1 0 2 3 0 3 1 0               10 17  0
CUBS            1 0 3 3 0 0 1                  8  9  1

 

Home runs:

Pittsburgh: Sanchez (4), McClouth (8)

CUBS: Bradley (5)

 

Pittsburgh     IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Maholm        4.0  7  7  7  3  2  0  93
Gorzelanny    2.0  0  1  1  2  2  0  27
Meek          0.7  1  0  0  1  0  0  12
Chavez        0.3  0  0  0  0  1  0   6

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Dempster      4.0  7  6  6  1  3  1  94
Ascanio       1.0  3  0  0  0  0  0  21
Cotts         1.0  4  3  3  0  1  1  25
Heilman       1.0  2  1  1  1  0  0  28
Patton        1.0  1  0  0  1  1  0  25

[Keener98]

This team is ran by morons

 

Delicious.

 

Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness

 

Oh "know"?

 

 

Seriously, I dont give a [expletive] about grammar on this board, Im not here to impress anyone.

[Fred Hornkohl]

        Pittsburgh        CUBS
P/PA          4.11        3.83

[Fred Hornkohl]

Soriano            AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
Leading off        75   15   22    4    0    4    4    2   17  0.293  0.312  0.507  0.818  0.333  3.92  0.018  0.000
bases empty       119   24   34    8    0    7    7    6   28  0.286  0.325  0.529  0.855  0.321  3.93  0.040  0.000
Late (7th on)      51    7   14    2    0    5   11    2   13  0.275  0.302  0.608  0.910  0.273  3.94  0.027  0.286
0 outs             89   16   23    4    0    5    7    2   22  0.258  0.272  0.472  0.744  0.290  3.82  0.013  0.111
CUBS trailing      58   14   16    3    0    6   11    4   15  0.276  0.323  0.638  0.961  0.270  3.48  0.047  0.179
last 14 games      55    6   12    2    0    3    8    2   13  0.218  0.254  0.418  0.672  0.231  3.92  0.036  0.313
May                83   12   19    3    0    5   11    3   22  0.229  0.261  0.446  0.707  0.250  3.84  0.032  0.176
Home               76   16   23    5    0    3    7    8   19  0.303  0.376  0.487  0.863  0.370  3.96  0.074  0.111
Nite               94   18   26    7    0    9   19    6   23  0.277  0.324  0.638  0.962  0.274  3.52  0.047  0.233
vs Right          153   30   41    8    0   11   24   11   36  0.268  0.323  0.536  0.859  0.283  3.73  0.055  0.191

season totals     171   33   44    9    0   12   25   13   44  0.257  0.316  0.520  0.836  0.278  3.80  0.058  0.169

[Soonernation]

Aaron Miles wouldn't be able to hit a homer at Little Cubs Field I bet.

 

 

Aaron Miles is horrible

[coldsteel]

T needs to get down to that clubhouse and start throwing people around

[Tryptamine]

There's the wtp to rub salt into the wound. Now a nice fake rally and we'll call it a night.

[BCVM22]

Wouldn't be a game without some quality WTP.

 

Someone kneecap Sanchez please.

Edited May 26, 2009 by BCVM22