8/15: Cubs (Z!) @ Marlins (Johnson) 6:10p CDT CSN

[TruffleShuffle]

either the pitcher had to go take a dump, or gameday crashed after all of four pitches.

 

haha, so it's not just my computer

 

ESPN's gamecast is done too.

 

and yahoo is useless. this internet thing SUCKS.

[Andy]

Haha, Z is going with the high socks tonight. Must've chatted with Aramis.

[Derwood]

maybe the entire Dolphins Stadium lost it's internet connection

[Schwarber Fan]

You guys need PBP or something?

[TruffleShuffle]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

[Andy]

Rick Ankiel parks one in Cincy, 2-0 Cardinals lead

[Andy]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

[3rdGenCubFan]

You guys need PBP or something?

 

That'd be great, gameday's flatlined at the moment.

[Flames24Rulz]

Eric Dickerson or whoever hits a leadoff homer for the Reds.

[TruffleShuffle]

i am hoping that the pitcher gets rusty after this 15 minute layoff and throws a 1-2 meatball to soriano.

[Schwarber Fan]

Z K's the first 2 batters

[Ski]

Rick Ankiel parks one in Cincy, 2-0 Cardinals lead

The Cardinals are like that annoying kid that hangs around with you even though you don;t want him around.

[gerby23]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

[Schwarber Fan]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING

 

Hanley Ramirez strikes out swinging

Jeremy Hermida strikes out swinging

Jorge Cantu flies out to CF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 0 LOB

 

Cubs 0

Marlins 0

[TruffleShuffle]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

 

have the baby poop in it, then box it up and send it to ankiel's house.

[TruffleShuffle]

oh good, we got hermida out once

[gerby23]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

 

have the baby poop in it, then box it up and send it to ankiel's house.

And mark it HGH?

[Andy]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

 

have the baby poop in it, then box it up and send it to ankiel's house.

Hopefully it arrives the same day as his HGH shipment.

[Ski]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING

 

Hanley Ramirez strikes out swinging

Jeremy Hermida strikes out swinging

Jorge Cantu flies out to CF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 0 LOB

 

Cubs 0

Marlins 0

Haha, we have a new Fred.

[Schwarber Fan]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING

 

Hanley Ramirez strikes out swinging

Jeremy Hermida strikes out swinging

Jorge Cantu flies out to CF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 0 LOB

 

Cubs 0

Marlins 0

Haha, we have a new Fred.

 

Never

 

Just trying to help out

[illiniguy]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

No this is what you do.

You poop in it. THen you set it on Rick's doorstep. Then you set it on fire. Then you ring the doorbell.

[TruffleShuffle]

BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING

 

Hanley Ramirez strikes out swinging

Jeremy Hermida strikes out swinging

Jorge Cantu flies out to CF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 0 LOB

 

Cubs 0

Marlins 0

Haha, we have a new Fred.

 

except 75 years younger

[Schwarber Fan]

Soto flied out to CF

[CubmanPi]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

No this is what you do.

You poop in it. THen you set it on Rick's doorstep. Then you set it on fire. Then you ring the doorbell.

You called the ish poop!

[3rdGenCubFan]

Gameday's starting to show signs of life... its replaying the first inning at the moment.