8/15: Cubs (Z!) @ Marlins (Johnson) 6:10p CDT CSN

[Guest]

Gameday looks to be catching up a bit. It's up to DLee's AB.

[TruffleShuffle]

oh good theriot just singled... let's go d-lee.

[imb]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

No this is what you do.

You poop in it. THen you set it on Rick's doorstep. Then you set it on fire. Then you ring the doorbell.

 

then when he answers the door you shot him in his soapdropping face and murder his entire family

[gerby23]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

No this is what you do.

You poop in it. THen you set it on Rick's doorstep. Then you set it on fire. Then you ring the doorbell.

 

then when he answers the door you shot him in his soapdropping face and murder his entire family

 

Awkward

[Ski]

It'd be kinda funny and douche-like if you made up the play by play and had the Cubs score like 12 times this inning.

[javy knows my name]

z's stache is dirty looking

[Schwarber Fan]

DeRosa walked

[Schwarber Fan]

It'd be kinda funny and douche-like if you made up the play by play and had the Cubs score like 12 times this inning.

 

:lol:

[illiniguy]

what a depressing sentence:

 

- R. Ankiel homered to deep right, R. Ludwick scored

Ankiel jumps back ahead of every Cub in homers with that, his 23rd

And to think, I have a cloth Cards diaper with his sig on it. Do I sell it or wait until he is 38 and signs with us?

No this is what you do.

You poop in it. THen you set it on Rick's doorstep. Then you set it on fire. Then you ring the doorbell.

 

then when he answers the door you shot him in his soapdropping face and murder his entire family

I thought that went without saying.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that Fontenot fella's been alright

[Schwarber Fan]

Fontenot singled to RF, DeRosa to third

[17 Seconds]

mlb.com is such a mess this season

[TruffleShuffle]

It'd be kinda funny and douche-like if you made up the play by play and had the Cubs score like 12 times this inning.

 

hey we're well on our way to 12, for reals

[Guest]

We're on to the bottom of the first on Gameday.

 

Fortunately MLB.TV is working fine.

[snoodmonger]

haha, the Marlins announcers imploring their fans to come out this weekend and "see if you can outnumber the Cubs fans."

[OleMissCub]

have an AIM chat started...anyone wants an invite, PM me your screename.

[Schwarber Fan]

Johnson struck out swinging

[TruffleShuffle]

We're on to the bottom of the first on Gameday.

 

Fortunately MLB.TV is working fine.

 

yeah i have mlb.tv but unfortunately my laptop is functioning as well as gameday right now, so i'm following along on my roommate's computer.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

woo hoo, big Z! 1-0

[Guest]

Z with the RBI single.

[17 Seconds]

ramirez being out already costing us. johnson should not be starting against rhp, period.

[Schwarber Fan]

Zambrano singled to RF, DeRosa scored, Fontenot to third Edited August 15, 2008 by Rondon Fan

[CubmanPi]

That mustache just got a whole lot sexier.

[imb]

of course zambrano comes through, why wouldn't he. MVP MVP MVP

[MasterBlaster]

Zambrano is some kind of special athlete beyond superhuman.