Re: Snyder of AZ "fractures testicle"...

[ctcf]

Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the disabled list with a left testicular fracture.

That's gotta be even worse than Kaz Matsui's anal fissures. Snyder was injured when he was hit by a foul tip last night. Miguel Montero will start and be backed up by Robby Hammock while Snyder is out. He's worth adding in NL-only leagues.

 

Thats from roto.

 

I think Pie just got beat, that poor bastard.

[javy knows my name]

It's ok, somebody was just bustin' his balls

[E.J.]

I'm going to ice my boys just because I read that. That's horrible. I can't imagine how much pain that caused. :this:

[laurens]

That's like a whole new level of pain

[Jehrico]

:nutkick:

 

I thought there was a good smiley that was appropriate for this, but there wasn't. That's the closest to relevant one I could find.

[circlecitycub]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

[fromthestretch]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

 

Maybe it's just me, but "testicular fracture" sounds more painful than the "intrascrotal hematoma" that Barrett had. Neither sounds pleasant, but the thought of fracturing a testicle makes me want to wear a protective cup 24/7.

[VanceJergins]

oh............my.

 

How does a testical fracture, exactly?

[fromthestretch]

oh............my.

 

How does a testical fracture, exactly?

 

Do you really want to know? Because I sure as hell don't.

[E.J.]

oh............my.

 

How does a testical fracture, exactly?

 

think about squeezing a cherry...

[evv98]

oh............my.

 

How does a testical fracture, exactly?

 

think about squeezing a cherry...

 

with or without the pit?

[Banedon]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

 

Maybe it's just me, but "testicular fracture" sounds more painful than the "intrascrotal hematoma" that Barrett had. Neither sounds pleasant, but the thought of fracturing a testicle makes me want to wear a protective cup 24/7.

 

I thought he had "testicular torsion"...none of these sound fun.

[ctcf]

To be fair, there aren't many adjectives that can pair well with testicle.

[fromthestretch]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

 

Maybe it's just me, but "testicular fracture" sounds more painful than the "intrascrotal hematoma" that Barrett had. Neither sounds pleasant, but the thought of fracturing a testicle makes me want to wear a protective cup 24/7.

 

I thought he had "testicular torsion"...none of these sound fun.

 

I believe Pie had the "testicular torsion." I'm pretty sure Barrett had the "instrascrotal hematoma."

 

You're right though...none of these sound fun.

[Banedon]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

 

Maybe it's just me, but "testicular fracture" sounds more painful than the "intrascrotal hematoma" that Barrett had. Neither sounds pleasant, but the thought of fracturing a testicle makes me want to wear a protective cup 24/7.

 

I thought he had "testicular torsion"...none of these sound fun.

 

I believe Pie had the "testicular torsion." I'm pretty sure Barrett had the "instrascrotal hematoma."

 

You're right though...none of these sound fun.

 

Gotcha...I think you're right.

[jersey cubs fan]

Has everyone forgotten that one of our own ruptured a testy just a meare 2 years ago?

 

Maybe it's just me, but "testicular fracture" sounds more painful than the "intrascrotal hematoma" that Barrett had. Neither sounds pleasant, but the thought of fracturing a testicle makes me want to wear a protective cup 24/7.

 

I thought he had "testicular torsion"...none of these sound fun.

 

I believe Pie had the "testicular torsion." I'm pretty sure Barrett had the "instrascrotal hematoma."

 

You're right though...none of these sound fun.

 

Gotcha...I think you're right.

 

You having a tough time juggling all those busted nuts?

[Banedon]

You having a tough time juggling all those busted nuts?

 

They ought just call it "smashed junk" and be done with it.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

I think this thread should be locked.

[javy knows my name]

Testicles

[wekse]

http://www.stalegum.com/uploaded_images/louie-772970.jpg

[imb]

sounds like a Hans Moleman production.

[TruffleShuffle]

did you know, "balls" is another word for testicles

[CubbieBum]

Is this the new 40 days 40 nights movie??

[Post Count Padder]

Ouch

[Outshined_One]

This thread makes me wince.