Clay Buchholtz will never be able to show his face again

[Little Slide Rooter]

in a major league locker room without ridicule

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080514&content_id=2698967&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

 

Its always joked that Ben Sheets will hit the DL with a broken fingernail, but hes been beat to the punch.

[TruffleShuffle]

his teammate goes on the dl every year with blisters. and try pitching with a cracked fingernail, i guarantee that you won't enjoy it much.

[manbearcub]

Yeah, while seemingly innocuous, I dont think pitching without a nail would go so well.

[sneakypower]

his teammate goes on the dl every year with blisters. and try pitching with a cracked fingernail, i guarantee that you won't enjoy it much.

i keep imagining andy bernard's hands

[CuseCubFan69]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

[Anomalied]

his teammate goes on the dl every year with blisters. and try pitching with a cracked fingernail, i guarantee that you won't enjoy it much.

i keep imagining andy bernard's hands

or his chafed nipples

[Careless]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

[bukie]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

[splintersag]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

Err...

 

We need bottles of Jorge Posada too.

 

This is a real quote:

 

"In spring training only," Posada told the Newark Star-Ledger. "You don't want to shake my hand in spring training before the game. After the game, it's OK."

[GhostRunner]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

Alou vera?

[shnsajax]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

Alou vera?

 

Seriously, you all don't know? I can't tell if the green font should be used here or not.

[Vanilla Ice]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

Alou vera?

pee

[GhostRunner]

If he hurries now he can buy a bottle of Alou for only 19.95 plus 4.95 shipping and handling. This offer won't last long.

This disturbs me.

Likewise. I'm not sure I want to know what's contained in a bottle of Alou.

Alou vera?

 

Seriously, you all don't know? I can't tell if the green font should be used here or not.

Yes, we all know. I was just making a dumb pun.

 

Alou pee jokes are older than your Grandma's panties jokes. Where's CaliforniaRaisin (or whomever) and that infamous 2003 locker room pic, anyway?

[Guest]

You rang?

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/Navinda/56419_Alou2564349.jpg

[imb]

never stops being funny

[fallingpieces]

You rang?

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/Navinda/56419_Alou2564349.jpg

 

I would like to thank everyone participating, in that I had not seen this one yet in all my time here. I am amazed, and that is a great picture.

 

Thank you.

[Yanksfan1523]

You rang?

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/Navinda/56419_Alou2564349.jpg

 

I would like to thank everyone participating, in that I had not seen this one yet in all my time here. I am amazed, and that is a great picture.

 

Thank you.

 

+1! that is a great photo! I will be posting that on a Met board when the time is right! LOL