Re: How does Paul Bako have 2 HRs already?

[Post Count Padder]

Someone call Satan and tell him to give Bako his soul back.

[CuseCubFan69]

Someone call Satan and tell him to give Bako his soul back.

 

I'm convinced he used a whiffle ball bat when he was with the Cubs.

[Keener98]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have got to be effing kidding me

[Post Count Padder]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be pissed.

[Guest]

He's on pace for 23 HRs in a sub-500 AB full season. He's got a .927 OPS.

[UMFan83]

With today's HR, he has tied his career high in HRs with 4. On May 7th.

 

He has never had a SLG over .358 in any season in his career. This season he has a .518.

 

I honestly think he was just like "dammit, I suck, I'm going to pump myself up with roids and hit a bunch of dingers until I fail a drug test and then call it a career."

[Post Count Padder]

With today's HR, he has tied his career high in HRs with 4. On May 7th.

 

He has never had a SLG over .358 in any season in his career. This season he has a .518.

 

I honestly think he was just like "dag nabbit, I suck, I'm going to pump myself up with roids and hit a bunch of dingers until I fail a drug test and then call it a career."

Seems plausible. I don't think he was gonna get many more chances after this season anyway. He probably just said, "Screw it all, I'm going out in a blaze of glory."

[reds44]

With today's HR, he has tied his career high in HRs with 4. On May 7th.

 

He has never had a SLG over .358 in any season in his career. This season he has a .518.

 

I honestly think he was just like "dag nabbit, I suck, I'm going to pump myself up with roids and hit a bunch of dingers until I fail a drug test and then call it a career."

When did Hawk take over Bako's body?

[BCVM22]

When did Hawk take over Bako's body?

 

It was a package deal; it came with Bako selling his soul to Satan.

[rocket]

david ross 2006: .255/.353/.579.

 

javier valentin 2005: .281/.362/.520

 

there's some sort of anti-curse on the reds catcher position, i believe.