Which is a worse injury?

[B]

Pie's twisted testicle of this?

[imb]

Mar 17 Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) is likely to begin the season on the disabled list.

[TruffleShuffle]

i knew the cubs shouldn't sign him... i saw these anus problems coming a mile away.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

OR........

 

being electrocuted

 

that's it. I was electrocuted once

[JWCUB]

i knew the cubs shouldn't sign him... i saw these anus problems coming a mile away.

 

 

Or smelled...............

[Derwood]

"Matsui won't be in the lineup for the next few days. He has an anus."

[Clem Fandango]

If I had this injury, the first thing I would do is never ever ever allow my team to let everyone know that I tore my anus. The least they could do is say they bruised his tailbone off the field or something. Why do this to a player? I will never look at Kaz Matsui again without thinking of his cornhole. Thanks a lot, Houston

[salukifudd]

"Matsui won't be in the lineup for the next few days. He is an anus."

[seanimal]

i'm going to go with torn and swollen [expletive] as the worse injury. pie was literally back to teabagging sori just days after his operation

[bbum]

Somewhere.

Right Now.

Cesar Izturis is grinning with satisfaction.

[WilcoFan]

OR........

 

being electrocuted

 

that's it. I was electrocuted once

 

Somebody has to recognize the beauty of a "So I Married an Axe Murderer" quote. That person is me.

[Clem Fandango]

Oh, and I'd move to nominate Angel Pagan's colitis, and Nomar's torn groin muscle to this conversation

[Ding Dong Johnson]

OR........

 

being electrocuted

 

that's it. I was electrocuted once

 

Somebody has to recognize the beauty of a "So I Married an Axe Murderer" quote. That person is me.

bravo, I was wondering how long that would hang

[Derwood]

OR........

 

being electrocuted

 

that's it. I was electrocuted once

 

Somebody has to recognize the beauty of a "So I Married an Axe Murderer" quote. That person is me.

bravo, I was wondering how long that would hang

 

the kid who played "Head" was an undergrad in my program at Northwestern while I was in grad school. true story

[AllStarMe]

Lest we not forget Michael Barrett's "intra-scrotal hematoma".

[rawaction]

Let's what the language, earth2sean. That type of language has never been allowed here.

[seanimal]

I thought maybe I'd get a pass because it's anatomically correct or something. It's not technically "profane" by my super subjective interpretation of the dictionary definition.

[Derwood]

I thought maybe I'd get a pass because it's anatomically correct or something. It's not technically "profane" by my super subjective interpretation of the dictionary definition.

 

you would have been safer had you used the medical term: Poop Chute

[seanimal]

oh deuce, maybe not

 

at Merriam-Webster"]

[butt] hole

One entry found.

 

[corn]hole

 

Main Entry:

[rhymes with class]·hole Listen to the pronunciation of [fudge-dragon portal]

Pronunciation:

\ˈas-ˌ(h)ōl\

Function:

noun

Date:

14th century

 

1 usually vulgar : anus

2 a usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person busually vulgar : the worst place —used in phrases like [sphincter] of the world

[chasinf5s]

Pie's by far, just the pain alone makes it so much worse than Matsui's

[Roast]

Jeeez. If there has ever been an injury that was just set on an a tee to get joked about, this is it. If I were matsui I wouldn't come out of hiding..well...ever.

[BCVM22]

that was just set on an a tee

 

Sounds like what might have happened to Matsui, it's just the tee was too large.

 

8-[

 

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week.

[TomAZZ]

Who knew Edmonds was traded to the Astros?

[Derwood]

Who knew Edmonds was traded to the Astros?

 

=; [-X

[Roast]

Who knew Edmonds was traded to the Astros?

 

=; [-X

I got a chuckle out of it.