Gonzo a Redbird

[mdwilla]

Heard on ESPN RADIO that Juan Gone has signed a minor league deal with the Cards. He's gonna have a monster year.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

.301/.399/.540

[Geech]

.301/.399/.540

 

I'm not sure you actually know who Juan Gonzalez is.

[98navigator]

He's washed up. I don't buy into the Cards pixie dust theory.

[rawaction]

There's a thread at the bottom of the page saying he signed with the Marlins. :-k

[Vanilla Ice]

He's washed up. I don't buy into the Cards pixie dust theory.

 

Your going to regret messing with the pixie dust at teh end of the year.

[otis89]

There's a thread at the bottom of the page saying he signed with the Marlins. :-k

 

That's Luis Gonzalez. This is Juan Gonzalez.

[rawaction]

There's a thread at the bottom of the page saying he signed with the Marlins. :-k

 

That's Luis Gonzalez. This is Juan Gonzalez.

 

Ah, good point.

[Schwarber Fan]

I immediately thought of Alex S Gonzalez when I saw this thread title...

[Soul]

There's a thread at the bottom of the page saying he signed with the Marlins. :-k

 

That's Luis Gonzalez. This is Juan Gonzalez.

 

Ah, good point.

 

When I saw Gonzo in the thread title I immediately thought of Luis. I was like wut?

[David]

Ya. Juan Gone /= Gonzo

[Abe Frohman]

Juan Gon = Igor.

[Guest]

I've heard he goes by Juanita since he lost access to steroids.

[ManCrushOnNomar]

.301/.399/.540

 

I'm not sure you actually know who Juan Gonzalez is.

Maybe these couple of years off afforded him a sense of patience.

[RynoRules]

I've heard he goes by Juanita since he lost access to steroids.

 

You can't prove that.

 

You don't know that.

 

Juan, Sammy, Miguel, Barry, etc. were all-natural beasts.

 

Yada Yada Yada

[Hosak8]

There's a thread at the bottom of the page saying he signed with the Marlins. :-k

 

That's Luis Gonzalez. This is Juan Gonzalez.

 

Ah, good point.

 

Maybe it's because it's 7:15 and I've been up an hour and a half already, but this just made me chuckle.

[DenverCubs]

.301/.399/.540

 

I'm not sure you actually know who Juan Gonzalez is.

You misunderstood. This is his line against the Cubs.

[jyoung55]

He's washed up. I don't buy into the Cards pixie dust theory.

 

Your going to regret messing with the pixie dust at teh end of the year.

 

Typical dook fan grammar.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Youd think a guy who missed being on "The List" by the skin of his teeth wouldnt want to be anywhere near baseball.