6/1 Braves (Davies) vs. Cobs (Z!) 1:20PM CT CSN

[cheapseats]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

A team with Aramis, A-Rod, and Adam Dunn would NEVER win.

[imb]

that was hilarious

 

what a weird day

[HenryBlanco]

And now some idiot fan is on the field

 

Streaker!!!

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 5-2 when they hit a sacrifice fly.... 17-26 when they don't

CUBS are 8-5 when they hit at least 2 home runs.... 14-24 when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[E.J.]

If there were a purpose for hitting grounders Murton and Jones would be awesome.

[Rob]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

A team with Aramis, A-Rod, and Adam Dunn would NEVER win.

 

No, they'd win 19-1 or lose 1-0. I mean, that's why they're not real gamers.

[C.C.]

Best game in years!

[USSoccer]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

[Rob]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH INNING

 

Moylan in to pitch for Atlanta

Izturis flied out to deep left center field

Soriano grounded an IF single to first base

Theriot grounded to second base , safe on a fielding error, E4, Soriano to third

Lee flied out to deep left field , Soriano scored

Theriot took second base on defensive indifference

Ramirez homered to left field , Theriot scored

Murton grounded out to first, unassisted

 

3 runs 2 hits 1 errors 0 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
Atlanta         1 0 0 1 5 1 0 0                8 18  1
CUBS            0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3                4  8  2

 

Home runs:

Atlanta: none

CUBS: Lee (5), Ramirez (13)

 

Atlanta        IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Davies        7.0  6  1  1  1  2  1 107
Moylan        1.0  3  3  0  0  0  1  18

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Zambrano      5.0 13  7  6  2  0  0  97
Eyre          2.0  5  1  1  0  0  0  35
Guzman        1.0  0  0  0  0  0  0   8

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 1-22 when they trail after 8 innings.

 

Go CUBS !!

[Coach C]

Nice pitch.

[USSoccer]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

My sarcasm detector could be broken, too, though. You never know.

[alroy88]

anyone want to post the homer vid?

 

i'm bummed i'm at work and not watching this.

[Rob]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

My sarcasm detector could be broken, too, though. You never know.

 

Well just to be safe, I'll throw in extra "!!!" after each sentence next time.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Woodward called out on strikes

[USSoccer]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

My sarcasm detector could be broken, too, though. You never know.

 

Well just to be safe, I'll throw in extra "!!!" after each sentence next time.

 

Include one of these: @#$

[Fred Hornkohl]

Diaz, pinch hitting for Moylan, grounded out to short, 6-3

[Keener98]

So I just woke up, have I missed anything? :D

[Fred Hornkohl]

Johnson blooped a single to shallow left field

[Rob]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

My sarcasm detector could be broken, too, though. You never know.

 

Well just to be safe, I'll throw in extra "!!!" after each sentence next time.

 

Include one of these: @#$

 

OMG!!! WHAT A GREAT @#$ IDEA!!!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Harris singled to center field , Johnson to third

[Rob]

So I just woke up, have I missed anything? :D

 

Barrett and Z threw down. It wasn't pretty.

[USSoccer]

God, why can't Aramis be more clutch? All his homers come in this sort of situation.

 

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

Oh, sorry. I guess I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

My sarcasm detector could be broken, too, though. You never know.

 

Well just to be safe, I'll throw in extra "!!!" after each sentence next time.

 

Include one of these: @#$

 

OMG!!! WHAT A GREAT @#$ IDEA!!!

 

Perfect.

 

@#$

[E.J.]

20 hits on the day for the Braves. :shock: