The Official NSBB Player Nickname Thread

[ctcf]

I figured this would come in handy. I'll try and list the ones I can pull off the top of my head at the moment.

 

Aramis Ramirez- ARAM, ErrorMiss Ramirez

Derrek Lee - DLee, Rodan

Ryan Theriot - The Riot

Henry Blanco - Hank White

Michael Barrett - BareBare, Barrettgasm, Doc

Matt Murton - Murton for Certain, Big Red, The Big Murt, Murt Hurt

Carlos Zambrano - Z, Big Z, El Toro

Ryan Dempster - Demps, Dumpster

Alfonso Soriano - Fonzie, Fonz, Sori

Jacque Jones - Jock, Jocktacular

Lou Piniella - Sweet Lou

Scott Eyre - Eyre Supply

 

Thats all I can think of.

 

BTW, upon discovering that Cliff Floyd's real first name is Cornelius, I think that should be his nickname probably forever.

Edited March 5, 2007 by ctcf

[RichHillIsABeast]

Barrett - Doc

DLee - Rodan

[E.J.]

Barrett - Doc

DLee - Rodan

 

Didn't Dusty give DLee that nickname? If so, I think it should be banned from use.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Izturis - Arthritic piece of crap

[rocket]

Barrett - Bare Bare

Soriano - Fonz, Fonzie

Lou Piniella - Sweet Lou

[UMFan83]

Not really a nickname, but when Murton hits a HR, I refer to it as a Murt Hurt.

 

Also, in 2004, I unsuccessfully tried to coin Digli as a DLee nickname, which is a take off of the terrible movie Gigli (pronounced Gee-Lee).

 

Also, taking off an old joke, Ronny Cedeno could be renamed Rnny Ceen.

 

Jacque Jones is Jock or Jocktacular or Jockorific. (mostly not a term of endearment though)

 

When ARam is doing bad (especially on offense and defense at the same time), I like to refer to him as ErrorMiss Ramirez.

 

Sorry all of my suggestions are negative...

[moorecg]

Soriano - Fonz, Fonzie

 

I vote for Fonzie to be the official nickname for Soriano...not only because of the Happy Day's tie in...but mainly because my 2 year old can't say "Alphonso Soriano" so when I ask him who his favorite player is he says "Fonzie"

[98navigator]

I think Fonzie actually is his real nickname but I like Sori.

[Tracer Bullet]

Wasn't Wood called Kid K about 10 years ago?

[98navigator]

Wasn't Wood called Kid K about 10 years ago?

 

Some people still call him that. I like Woody.

[Mephistopheles]

Aramis Ramirez - Errormis. ARam

Derrek Lee - Personally I hate D-Lee, Rodan.

Ryan Theriot - The Riot

Mark DeRosa - None

Michael Barrett - I call him MB

Matt Murton - Fire Crotch

Hank White - Hank White

Carlos Zambrano - Z or Big Z

Ryan Dempster - Demp

Alfonso Soriano - Soriano

Jacque Jones - Jockstrap

Lou Piniella - Sweet Lou

Izturis - Crap

Ted Lilly - None

Jason Marquis - Jason Mar[insert something starting with a q that ends with an f]

Kerry Wood - Woody or KW

[RynoRules]

Will "Bad" Ohman

Kerry "Balsa" Wood

Mark "Wake up and smell" DeRosa

[hardcorecubfan]

Barret=Boom boom after boom boom Mancini and the punch thrown to AJ

[Outshined_One]

Ronny Cedeno - Ron Ce

Mark Prior - Mark Previous

Carlos Zambrano - The Lawnmower

Cliff Floyd - Cliffy, Pink Floyd, Tim's Brother from Another Mother

Cesar Izturis - Izzy, Hail Cesar, Little Cesar

Angel Guzman - Gooz

Carlos Marmol - The Marmot

[UMFan83]

Ronny Cedeno - Ron Ce

Mark Prior - Mark Previous

Carlos Zambrano - The Lawnmower

Cliff Floyd - Cliffy, Pink Floyd, Tim's Brother from Another Mother

Cesar Izturis - Izzy, Hail Cesar, Little Cesar

Angel Guzman - Gooz

Carlos Marmol - The Marmot

 

Thanks Desipio :)

[satxcubfan]

Soriano = Alf, FonzO

Ted "shakin dew off the" Lilly

Scott "Stinky" Eyre

Will Ohhh-mannnn (said in disgust)

Mark "Ringaround" DeRosa

"Jaquestrap" Jones

 

But, my personal favorite...

 

Caeser PIZPOURIS

[imb]

Aramis - ARam

Derrek - DLee

Jacque - JJon

Alfonso - ASor

Theriot - RThe

DeRosa - MDer

Barrett - MBar

Murton - MMur

Prior - MPri

Zambrano - CZam

 

etc etc

[CoolHandLuke]

Ted Lilly -TR

Scott Eyre -Eyre Supply

[Handlebar McSkullet]

Ted Lilly -TR

Scott Eyre -Eyre Supply

 

EYRE SUPPLY= GENIUS!!!!

 

Carlos Marmol= Carmol

Alfonso Soriano= Fozie Bear

[Balsa]

Will "Bad" Ohman

Kerry "Balsa" Wood

Mark "Wake up and smell" DeRosa

Hey! :P

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Will "Bad" Ohman

Kerry "Balsa" Wood

Mark "Wake up and smell" DeRosa

Hey! :P

 

He calls you Kerry.

[Jazz]

murton = frotch (fire + crotch)

[Andy]

Scott Eyre = His Eyreness

[BigSlick]

Matt Murton -Greek God of Awesomeness and even more Awesome

[Coach C]

Ted Lilly -TR

Scott Eyre -Eyre Supply

 

EYRE SUPPLY= GENIUS!!!!

 

Carlos Marmol= Carmol

Alfonso Soriano= Fozie Bear

 

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