Time to Make Amends and Right the Wrong...Mercker/Reds

[imb]

faux love? hardly...he is an exceptional human bei...wait, he's not human at all.

 

well said. More of an exceptional entity, really.

[J.R.]

faux love? hardly...he is an exceptional human bei...wait, he's not human at all.

 

well said. More of an exceptional entity, really.

 

His frigging head exploded, and he's still pitching. Deny his greatness at your own peril.

[cheapseats]

Honestly, is there a more tired, unfunny joke than the faux-Merker love?

 

The mods have been alerted.

[treebird]

Honestly, is there a more tired, unfunny joke than the faux-Merker love?

 

The mods have been alerted.

 

i alerted them too, watch your back

[Balsa]

Honestly, is there a more tired, unfunny joke than the faux-Merker love?

 

The mods have been alerted.

 

i alerted them too, watch your back

Top 3 GIS for "Watch your back"

 

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http://www.schwops.co.uk/graphics/manual/wyb/pic2.jpg

 

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[sethuel1]

well I'm gonna complain loudly because that's my right, to come into whatever thread I want and complain loudly.

 

So there.

[Balsa]

well I'm gonna complain loudly because that's my right, to come into whatever thread I want and complain loudly.

 

So there.

co-sign

[Ding Dong Johnson]

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/stergersicom.jpg

 

Shame on you if you have to ask why.

[wolf stansson]

OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT

 

 

Dear heavenly Kent,

Thank you so much for being benevolent and allowing my favorite team to win the world series. Thank you because it was your lingering presence from the 1998 and 1999 seasons that possessed Jeff Suppan and Jeff Weaver and allowed them to outperform their career norms for the duration of the post season. Or as I should say, the Kent season. If you do indeed decide to allow my team's arch rival to sign you, I still praise your wisdom and power. I willfully and faithfully obey your wishes and if you see it in your benevolence to bless the Cubs by leading them to the ultimate prize in the kent season, then I will praise your greatness still.

 

In your name,

 

AMEN

[J.R.]

OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT

 

 

Dear heavenly Kent,

Thank you so much for being benevolent and allowing my favorite team to win the world series. Thank you because it was your lingering presence from the 1998 and 1999 seasons that possessed Jeff Suppan and Jeff Weaver and allowed them to outperform their career norms for the duration of the post season. Or as I should say, the Kent season. If you do indeed decide to allow my team's arch rival to sign you, I still praise your wisdom and power. I willfully and faithfully obey your wishes and if you see it in your benevolence to bless the Cubs by leading them to the ultimate prize in the kent season, then I will praise your greatness still.

 

In your name,

 

AMEN

 

To lie profuse and swear an oath to such statements is wise.

[rickrolled]

well, we should start by offering him 1 year, perhaps $40 million or so, but kent is probably worth much more.

[imb]

I think we should now list the various nicknames that Kent allows his followers to refer to him by

 

ill start

 

Magic Mercker

[wekse]

Merckules

[cheapseats]

Merckules

 

This made me :lol:

[Balsa]

I think we should now list the various nicknames that Kent allows his followers to refer to him by

 

ill start

 

Magic Mercker

 

Kent Touch This

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Kent is simply known as "I am."

[cheapseats]

I think we should now list the various nicknames that Kent allows his followers to refer to him by

 

ill start

 

Magic Mercker

 

Kent Touch This

 

Very, very good.

 

Right now I am picturing him doing the Hammer dance after a strikeout. In genie-like stirrup pants.

[wolf stansson]

Kent, no other man, can stand up next to you

Kent, no other man on the planet does what you do

(what you do).

You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.

You got soul, you got class.

You got style, you bad ass - oh yeah!

Kent, no other man its true - alright -

Kent, no other man but you.

[Balsa]

I think we should now list the various nicknames that Kent allows his followers to refer to him by

 

ill start

 

Magic Mercker

 

Kent Touch This

 

Very, very good.

 

Right now I am picturing him doing the Hammer dance after a strikeout. In genie-like stirrup pants.

 

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/4441.jpg

 

My, my, my fastball hits mitt so hard

Makes me say "Oh my Lord"

Thank you for blessing me

With a mouth to fill and two big feet

It feels good, when you're on the mound

A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such

And this is a pitch, uh, they Kent touch

 

I told you homeboy (You Kent touch this)

Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You Kent touch this)

Look at my beard, man (You Kent touch this)

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics

[treebird]

OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT OH KENT

 

 

Dear heavenly Kent,

Thank you so much for being benevolent and allowing my favorite team to win the world series. Thank you because it was your lingering presence from the 1998 and 1999 seasons that possessed Jeff Suppan and Jeff Weaver and allowed them to outperform their career norms for the duration of the post season. Or as I should say, the Kent season. If you do indeed decide to allow my team's arch rival to sign you, I still praise your wisdom and power. I willfully and faithfully obey your wishes and if you see it in your benevolence to bless the Cubs by leading them to the ultimate prize in the kent season, then I will praise your greatness still.

 

In your name,

 

AMEN

 

the cardinals winning the world series had a lot more to do with a deal with steve stone than it did with kent.

[wolf stansson]

the cardinals winning the world series had a lot more to do with a deal with steve stone than it did with kent.

I believe that Kent only allows Stone freedom for a time until Kent's glorious kingdom is established.

[rocket]

Rotoworld

 

Reds GM Wayne Krivsky said Paul Wilson, Eddie Guardado and Kent Mercker will all be offered minor league contracts and invitations to spring training

 

smart move by krivsky. mercker will now teach the young pitchers in the minor leagues while his arm recovers, and the reds will have control of the cy young award for the next 20 years

[imb]

Rotoworld

 

Reds GM Wayne Krivsky said Paul Wilson, Eddie Guardado and Kent Mercker will all be offered minor league contracts and invitations to spring training

 

smart move by krivsky. mercker will now teach the young pitchers in the minor leagues while his arm recovers, and the reds will have control of the cy young award for the next 20 years

 

Its true, imagine what Homer Bailey is thinking right now. Not only will he learn the nuances of major league pitching from a true All-Star, but he will also learn about banging hot broads and drinking Grey Goose straight.

[treebird]

Rotoworld

 

Reds GM Wayne Krivsky said Paul Wilson, Eddie Guardado and Kent Mercker will all be offered minor league contracts and invitations to spring training

 

smart move by krivsky. mercker will now teach the young pitchers in the minor leagues while his arm recovers, and the reds will have control of the cy young award for the next 20 years

 

Its true, imagine what Homer Bailey is thinking right now. Not only will he learn the nuances of major league pitching from a true All-Star, but he will also learn about banging hot broads and drinking Grey Goose straight.

 

Kent truly is the king of kings.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

All hail King Kent!