The All-Time Cool Name Team

[Northsider]

Urban Shocker:

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/shockur01.shtml

[Northsider]

Also:

Boof Bonser

Gene Brabender

Josh Booty

Elliot Bigelow

Karl Best

Ray Blades

 

I kinda cheated, Thanks baseball reference. (I only had time to look at the A's and B's sections, though, and mostly skimmed the lastnames.)

[Andy]

Neifi Perez

So Taguchi

[EricG]

Ryan The-riot

[Butterscup1679666578]

Homer Bush

Oil Can Boyd

Tim Spoonybarger

[NorthsideAvenger]

Wonderful Terrific Monds, III

 

A name so cool, it need to be repeated three times.

[WrigleyField 22]

some great names

 

btw positions would help so I don't need to look them all up

[WrigleyField 22]

Stiff competition for the last three bench spots.

 

Lots of "minor leaguers" to choose from.

[Fred Hornkohl]

You simply have to include John Boccabella !!

[biittner77]

I haven't seen Odibe McDowell

 

I always thought Johnny Ray was a cool name for a baseball player.

 

But no list like this is complete without Larry Biittner, with not one but two superfluous letters in his name!

[Irishoshea21]

C'mon guys... where's the respect for former Cub

 

Frank Baumholtz

[fromthestretch]

Grant Balfour

[fromthestretch]

Not sure if anyone else submitted this but, how about Chief Bender?

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/bendech01.shtml

[CubinNY]

SS Clete Boyer

[frostwyrm]

Russ Grimm

 

sounds like a guy you woudn't want to mess with.

[Derwood]

Buck Coats

Homer Bailey

Cookie Rojas

Rollie Fingers

Candy Maldanado

[biittner77]

Russ Grimm

 

sounds like a guy you woudn't want to mess with.

 

Wasn't Russ Grimm a football player? Bronco Nagurski is the best football name.

[Derwood]

Russ Grimm

 

sounds like a guy you woudn't want to mess with.

 

Wasn't Russ Grimm a football player? Bronco Nagurski is the best football name.

 

Dick Butkus disagrees

[garsky]

Felix Pie... Candy Maldonado... Cookie Rojas... stop, you're making me hungry!

[Guest]

Chip Cannon led the AFL in HR this year. How great is that?

[Andy]

Speaking of cookies.

 

Cookie Lavagetto

[Warpticon]

Homer Bailey

 

I just like that this guy is a pitcher. An extra twist of irony.

[frostwyrm]

Bob Walk

[sherwood921]

Shin-Soo Choo?

 

 

 

gesundheit

[erik316wttn]

Russ Grimm

 

sounds like a guy you woudn't want to mess with.

 

Wasn't Russ Grimm a football player? Bronco Nagurski is the best football name.

 

Dick Butkus disagrees

 

You had to be tough with a name like Dick Butkus.