Sports Guy/White Sox blurb

[Banedon]

(By the way, if you were covering the White Sox, wouldn't you make it your goal to keep asking Ozzie Guillen questions that could lead him to possibly giving loony answers? For instance, if I were covering the White Sox for the Sun-Times this summer, I would have repeatedly asked Ozzie for his opinion on the following things: tennis bras, "Brokeback Mountain," vasectomies, UFOs, Barbaro, menstrual cycles, dinosaurs, blogs, Suri Cruise, decaffeinated coffee, "Scarface," Celine Dion, breast-feeding in public, Ugueth Urbina, the plight of homeless people in Chicago, hybrid cars, steroids, movie theaters that still show X-rated movies, NASCAR, pro wrestling and Viagra. I would have worn him down, day after day, and gotten his take on every one of those things. This is probably why I never made it in the newspaper business.)

 

:lol:

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

That's great!

[soccer10k]

Hilarious.

[weitliz]

...Ugueth Urbina...

 

:lol:

 

I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point.

 

Why am I annoyed so much by the grammar in his first sentence of that paragraph??

[radarluv1]

...Ugueth Urbina...

 

:lol:

 

I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point.

 

Why am I annoyed so much by the grammar in his first sentence of that paragraph??

 

oh, the irony

[weitliz]

...Ugueth Urbina...

 

:lol:

 

I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point.

 

Why am I annoyed so much by the grammar in his first sentence of that paragraph??

 

oh, the irony

 

Tell ya what, give me an editor like Simmons supposedly has and I can stop annoying you with grammar infractions. Even I could spot the issues with Simmons' sentence.

[PujolsPower]

...Ugueth Urbina...

 

:lol:

 

I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point.

 

Why am I annoyed so much by the grammar in his first sentence of that paragraph??

 

oh, the irony

 

Tell ya what, give me an editor like Simmons supposedly has and I can stop annoying you with grammar infractions. Even I could spot the issues with Simmons' sentence.

 

Would that editor be looking for spelling mistakes, or only grammAr?

[TruffleShuffle]

...Ugueth Urbina...

 

:lol:

 

I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point.

 

Why am I annoyed so much by the grammar in his first sentence of that paragraph??

 

oh, the irony

 

Tell ya what, give me an editor like Simmons supposedly has and I can stop annoying you with grammar infractions. Even I could spot the issues with Simmons' sentence.

 

Actually, spelling is the bigger problem.

[Guest]

I have to say that I love the built-in spell checking in the Firefox 2.0 beta.

[weitliz]

Doh! Grammar....and they call me a college grad. :oops:

[FergieJ31]

Doh! Grammar....and they call me a college grad. :oops:

 

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you are a Frasier fan (Kelsey grammar) :wink:

 

That blurb was hilarious. Ozzie's head would explode by the time he got to the Uggie question.

[Chocolate Milk]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

[goonys evil twin]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

[Garwilly]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

 

It is fixed.

[Chocolate Milk]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

 

It is fixed.

 

ESPN probably saw my post.

[Garwilly]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

 

It is fixed.

 

ESPN probably saw my post.

 

Thats what I assumed.

[Banedon]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

 

It is fixed.

 

ESPN probably saw my post.

 

Garwilly = Bill Simmons :shock:

[Andy]

More awesome editing by The Sports Guy's editor:

 

8:20 -- Just ran up to get another brat. John Hollinger has me on pace for 19 brats per 48 minutes right now. Hey, you know those T-shirt jerseys that every team sells? Only three are available at the concession stand behind Section 119: J.J. Hardy (out for the year), Derrick Turnbow (lost his closer's job two months ago) and Carlos Lee (traded to Chicago three weeks ago). They don't kid around with this "small market team" stuff, folks

 

:?:

 

The guy just doesn't know baseball. He knows the Red Sox and Yankees, and that's about it.

It's more that he doesn't know the NL. He freely admitted before that he had no idea Hatteberg was having a good year because he just doesn't pay attention to them.

 

What was more disturbing in that article to me was that he described the "NFC Central Division" during that same article.