So that was some fun postseason baseball last night, wasn't it? Yeah we didn't win but that was a true intense postseason game that had you on the edge of your seat. The kind of drama you dreamed about during those cold winter months. But the Cubs have a problem. A big problem. beliEVEN is alive, the myth of the un-slayable playoff beast is growing stronger. The Cubs need help. They need someone who has been there before, someone who has forced the Giants to walk off the field with their heads down. We need to go out and find the last active pitcher to eliminate the Giants from the postseason. We need this guy: This dude's been slaying the Giants since half our team was in grade school. Look John, we've tolerated you, you weird quirks, your surly attitude, your cancer fleeing. It is clear that you are a giant douchebag. But now you have an opportunity to be our giant douchebag. Go earn your damn jewelry (and get a damn haircut too). I don't want to steal too much of Omar's thunder, but Matt Moore has never faced the Chicago Cubs in his career. In fact, only 1 current Cub has ever stepped to the plate against him, Dexter Fowler, who quarter-donged. He has an xFIP in the high 4's for the season, and is towards the top of the league in hard hit %. Advantage: Cubs Lets do this!