I have a single digit seat. So how close to the catcher? Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck? You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you. Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone. Or you could just call up the league office and say you and your small child were traumatized by hearing AJP swear on the field. That'll get him suspended. If I can incite him to throw something at me then he'll get suspended and I can file a lawsuit. My plan is better. Good point. Those on deck circle donuts are pretty heavy. Not sure if you'd get folding chair money, though.