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  1. imb
    Chatwood has a 2.80 ERA season and we attach him with Heyward's contract and send him to the angels
  2. imb
    that owned
  3. imb
    Is this like the printed transcript of your stream of consciousness you are really not the person to be making this post
  4. imb
    this is fucken happening
  5. imb
    Isn't that what Twitter has turned "sports journalism" into? Just ... don't talk about twitter anymore
  6. imb
    lol what other stuff "Well we can't offer Addison Russell but you could have [squints at our top 30] Bobson Dugnutt?"
  7. imb
    nice two cubs made the list
  8. imb
    it's the meat-wagon the marlins use to drive on the field and pick up injured players
  9. imb
    Chatwood is a steal if he's reinforced holy horsefeathers
  10. imb
    do we know who cishek's parents are
  11. imb
    *beep beep boop* [extremely robot voice] "in an infinite universe all things eventually happen which renders the concept of science-fiction as moot. It is just science."
  12. imb
    bird in hand is better than that bird in busch? write that post out just in case, like a celeb obit
  13. imb
    If you could work out an extension for Machado, I might be willing? Angelos is a nut, but if you said "look, everyone else is offering you trash, we'll give you Russell if you give us a short window" he might be willing just to keep Machado from ending up in NY in 12 months? Maybe that's too optimistic. I would rather have Harper than Machado, I think, but most of the concerns about Machado are the same with Harper, and it's not as easy as just saying hey let's sign Harper.
  14. imb
    god lol
  15. imb
    sammy's boombox evil twin
  16. imb
    Using the Japanese media for that? Why wouldn't Theo just use Gammons as his shill as he usually does? This is some real deep state horsefeathers
  17. imb
    this makes ... zero sense whatsoever. did you have the volume on
  18. imb
    Let's say Chili Davis pixie dust magically turns Heyward into a .290/.390/.500 guy next year (lmao) with still beyond elite defense in RF resulting in like a 7 win season (that's a pulled out of my ass guess at what that would be) Do you hope for opt out or no opt out? (I hope for opt out still) opt the horsefeathers out
  19. imb
    I feel safe in saying there is no [expletive] way theo and jed are gonna give darvish 25-30 million.
  20. imb
    Longoria seems like a prime candidate to catch some Cardinals pixie dust, that seems like a pretty good deal for them.
  21. imb
    im not bitter
  22. imb
    And award the cardinals a competitive balance las vegasean
  23. imb
    i like the part about how he leans forward so far that he almost falls over
  24. imb
    this is leading to harper signing a 10/150 deal with us now
  25. imb
    So we get to live in a world where aaron judge and giancarlo are on the same team, AS WELL AS one where the best player in baseball gets to play with a bizarre two-way Japanese introvert, AS WELL as one where the Cubs win a world series and then sign Bryce Harper two years later. I think that's ok.
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