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well, my brother called me at my grandparents' house and was like what the hell is going on? I put so little thought into it before I did it that I didn't even know what he was talking about. I basically just owned up to it and said "hey guys im dumb." The funniest part was there were all these memorials people had left. I remember one guy wrote (before knowing i was a lying dumbass, of course) that it was especially tragic because I died on the way to help my grandparents and that it was something I would do because I was always so helpful. I was like what the hell is this guy taking about. A few years later it happened again to someone else. A guy posted that he had logged into his brother's account so he could tell us that his brother had been murdered in a home invasion. Everyone was a little boy who cried wolf about it, but turns out the kid really got killed by his dad or something. I think it was an insurance scheme thing. Edit I found the story, damn. It was his brother. http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=7470379&page=1
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All of the old Cubs.com people, remember that guy that faked his death by pretending to be his own brother going online to say goodbye after he had drowned in a boating accident? Then he showed up a couple months later to say it was research for a paper he was writing for a psychology class. Good times. didn't imb do something similar to this as a joke? i remember somebody on here telling a story just like that Yep. It was the same forum that I mentioned in a post up above. This was far enough back that I had dial-up internet. I was going to my grandparents for a weekend (who didn't have internet) and I posted something as my brother, saying that I had been hit by someone who ran a red light and died on my way there. I had no end game, I just was like "I wonder what they'll say." I get to my grandparents' house and my brother eventually calls. Somehow these people had tracked his email down and were trying to send flowers to the funeral lol.
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
imb replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
in a year when every god damn person on the planet hit 30 home runs how did he not get a power spike -
No Sex Dex
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Well yeah, Theo is cutthroat. They'll have third, fourth, fifth parties, speaking to him, paying him in bitcoins, whatever it horsefeathering takes, to get his extension happening immediately. We're all going to feel awful when we find out Theo has been using Lurie Children's Hospital via Rizzo as a front for smuggling money to Otani. I️ will not feel awful
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There is 0 chance he picks the cubs. Come on.
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Waaaaaay back in the day I played this online game and met a guy through it from some other state that loved to just chat about sports and [expletive] with me. This goes on for a long time and then suddenly he disappears. Turns out he had convinced a woman that played with us to leave her husband and move across the country to be with him. When the lady got to his house, it turned out "he" was a 40-something woman.
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please get brian an account asap
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julie dicaro horsefeathering sucks, wow
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my backup plan is a job making $10k a year, so no worries there
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The "dinghy" line horsefeathering killed me.
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the peace corp thing was amazing, i forgot about that. the guy who throws a tantrum about chilli and the super bowl and has a nacho cheese dispenser in his apartment is gonna go help impoverished children. ok. they're gonna love the pillow gifts, dawg REQUIRED READING http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57209& Even NCCub dragging him. Jesus. edit: oh my god derwood lmfao
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I think he was a bellhop. But he was just biding his time until joining the Peace Corps or becoming assistant AD at some school his mom worked at in South Carolina. But the heart just couldn't say no to an opportunity like Williston, ND. the peace corp thing was amazing, i forgot about that. the guy who throws a tantrum about chilli and the super bowl and has a nacho cheese dispenser in his apartment is gonna go help impoverished children. ok. they're gonna love the pillow gifts, dawg
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Yeah what the hell. I would almost say that it's impossible for someone who did the things this person is accused of to be legitimately sorry.
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no, he is married though, and he and his wife have discussed their shared joy of dutch ovening each other.
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i am friends with him on facebook and he is most definitely the same old Bum.
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same as any other day for me
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HEY MA, GO ASK THE NEIGHBORS IF THEY PUT CHEESE SAUCE ON THEIR STICKS. LET ME KNOW.
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is it possible to feel bad for people and also simultaneously feel like what happened to them is like 50 percent their fault
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CALLING MY BREASTS JUGS
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Remember when he was moving to the big city, and he lived in new orleans and parked cars at a casino for like 4 months
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i cannot stop laughing at that podcast lmao
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my daughter is almost old enough that the lying can commence
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it was more just the way he was being so Bum about it. Woah Bum, there are kids out there of other religions? Get outta here.
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hot damn that sounds like april ludgate i would send april ludgate nudes
