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  1. I pitched this idea to Tim and he was non-committal. I think it's a good idea and in lieu of our recent board outage, I'm going to release the idea publicly to what will inevitably be unanimous praise. Before each series against the Cardinals, Tim should set a fundraising goal. (I'm unsure what the yearly cost of the board is but for instance say $500.) If we raise $500 in whatever timeframe he suggests, the profanity filter comes off for the nearest series against the Cardinals. (Or White Sox or whatever.) Once the series is over, the filter goes back on and the fundraising begins again. LET'S CUSS AND SAY BAD WORDS.
  2. The first game is Friday???? I can't wait to see our large sons out on the baseball diamond scoring the runs again soon!
  3. lol i mean on the one hand i agree with you and think most of the outrage around whatever tebow is doing in the minors is ridiculous (HES TAKING AT BATS AWAY FROM REAL PROSPECTS,) but on the other hand your nonstop devotion to defending him is one of the most inexplicable things to happen on this board
  4. i call them and im like hey here's whats gonna happen mark it down
  5. I think he's much higher on the marketable scale than he is on "actually valuable" scale.
  6. You won't believe who we traded him for! Other GMs hate this one sneaky trick! we traded him for ALBERT EINSTEIN
  7. "the fundamentals (they're white and round) haven't changed. Glad that's settled."
  8. fucked up to put schwarber's beautiful dongs right after 2 minutes of heyward foul popping BP pitches
  9. I AM SO READY FOR BASEBALL GOT DAMN
  10. 61 66 73 200 wins followed by 97, 103, 92 followed by 292 83 74 82 239 wins 68, 73, 86 227 The "long painful rebuild" misnomer always cracks me up. In the first three years after signing Epstein and Co., we won 200 games and went to the playoffs 0 times. The Brewers won a monstrous 239 games over that same span, also went to 0 playoffs, and have since won an astounding 65 fewer games (and 1 less world series championship) than the cubs. I'd say winning 227 games while watching us dick stomp the rest of the division the last three years has to have been more painful than 2012-2014.
  11. My dad woke me up to break the news to me and I cried like a bitch
  12. That’s gorgeous
  13. "I've always had a thing for asian women too so I hope he has a sister or some cousins or something."
  14. https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Game-winning_run_batted_in Since the Cubs never lost the lead after Zobrist's RBI, he would be credited with the GWRBI. I stand corrected. Sports need to get together on their game winning definitions. Me either!
  15. Benzo gets "best cubs hit in history" even though Montero got the game-winner. cold blooded.
  16. it's called interdimensional particle-chess. Theo's playing it.
  17. hahahahahah i found it this thread is a trash fire http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=59557 The only reason I remembered it was sneaky was because there was some other thread where he kept dismissing Trout's upside as Cesar Cedeno. Like normally you'd take a 50-war comparison as an upside, except trout has already eclipsed that total in 950 games (compared to Cedeno's 2000+)
  18. That is not a good look. I feel bad for him, but then again some team would've traded for him if he was a better player. He's just not that valuable anymore. Remember when he was supposed to be a comparable or perhaps better value than Bryce Harper? yes yes yes, im pretty sure it was sneaky, that poor bastard
  19. Jeter and Arod don't count
  20. the perks of being verified, you can get exasperated keith law tweets directed at you
  21. i hope they let sammy come back and he shows up like this
  22. Chacon > Chatwood? Sure why not. Anderson > Lester? Umm who is anderson. Davies > Hendricks? Huh? Arrieta>Q? Um no. Archer>Darvish? I mean sure ok but archer is on another team so
  23. https://twitter.com/High_Heat_19/status/962418681564356609 Lol at everything about that tweet. This is extremely my horsefeathers
  24. who would write such a thing wow
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