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  1. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive].
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Who the hell is this Bears team.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive] is a mindless rumor.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-insider/files/2011/10/tom-ricketts-firing-hendry.jpeg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I won every year but my dad was pretty handy and "helped" me quite a bit. Loaded them down with as much lead as we could to keep within the weight limit. I found those cars when we were moving last spring. They're pretty smooth. Yeah, it was all in using the weights right. Most cars just had them as the headlights and it didn't do enough.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I thought they all did? Yup. Spiteful Ryno getting Palmero traded makes him one of history's greatest, and stupidest, monsters.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Richard Sherman is pretty great: http://deadspin.com/richard-sherman-mocks-nfl-with-brilliant-press-conferen-1663377486
  8. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing I really liked was the Pinewood Derby competitions. I could carve me a mean car.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The few Eagle Scouts I knew were [expletive] terrifying. The Boy Scouts were dorks, but [expletive] those Eagle Scouts were all intensity and bottled up fury.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    The level between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts. I think your uniform changed color schemes and you got a new patch.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The Scouts were huge at my schools until the Webelos level; I think that's when most kids could bow out and did. Very few stuck with it to go on to Boy Scouts, and those that did were pretty freakish. The Cub Scouts and Tiger Cubs were something seemingly everyone was made to do by their parents. Of course, this was still back in the early-mid 80's; seems like it had fallen off a lot in the 90's.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Except not, because they still have to win the playoff games and Super Bowl.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, there's a hierarchy thing. Tiger Cubs, Cubs Scouts, Webelos, Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts. The first chance my parents gave me to opt out, before Webelos, I was so very done.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It kindasortamaybedefinitely does?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I don't understand how you possibly think you can use that to somehow "discredit" that they actually won the WS.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This...is a sound theory.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    CUB Scouts. I'm not some freak who went through Boy Scouts. I've got enough baggage already without that.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.tumblr.com/1215d7fe60e81f783008e9b73943ba92/tumblr_inline_n2bebtIpT91rn4b0m.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    None of us were against the two kids who kept instigating it. They were the types who took it WAY too seriously and were bigger than everyone else so they're just hurling us pipsqueaks around and bodyslamming like a couple of junior psychos. The rest of us shared many a harrowing look that screamed "why isn't anyone stopping this?!?"
  20. Sammy Sofa
    You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault I was 9, you weirdo. So which parent just sat and stared the whole time? It felt like all of them.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    You were in the Bot Scouts, that's your own damn fault I was 9, you weirdo.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    So let them try; the damn thing would still be won.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    No kidding; this Bears team is humiliatingly bad, but if they fell into the playoffs ass backwards and went on some kind of miracle run it wouldn't be tainted at all by how terrible they are.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that's what I'm actually leaning towards; seems like he has a real shot of sliding in to that manager spot there pretty soon.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Whut.
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