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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This is quite the ball-licking.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    They're gonna need at least 35 to win this game. And somehow it'll all be Cutler's fault. He'll start to force throws because he knows our garbage ass defense can't stop them, and the pressure to be perfect will cause a couple INT, and voila: Cutler's fault HE'S NOT A LEADER!!!!!!1111!!111
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Trestman is a child.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Sadly, the Bears gameplan of praying that the Lions' offense still sucked isn't working.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Pity. Nobody takes this team seriously.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Detroit's going to get a legit chance to score again before the half.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    They've accepted the inevitable.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    everyone in the secondary looks confused. To be fair most of them are rookies or waiver wire fodder To be further fair, they are coached by a moronic impostor.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    "Well, we get the ball to start the half and surely they won't be expecting us to go out with their with an unchanged gameplan, so I think we can play it pretty safe."
  10. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] [expletive] damn. Bears won't lead again. For the rest of the season.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Do they go for it?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Meltdown: engaged. Trestman already planning to make no adjustments.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Here comes the killing blow.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Muscle that [expletive], Jay.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Stupid old fat [expletive].
  16. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive].
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Who the hell is this Bears team.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    What the [expletive] is a mindless rumor.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-insider/files/2011/10/tom-ricketts-firing-hendry.jpeg
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I won every year but my dad was pretty handy and "helped" me quite a bit. Loaded them down with as much lead as we could to keep within the weight limit. I found those cars when we were moving last spring. They're pretty smooth. Yeah, it was all in using the weights right. Most cars just had them as the headlights and it didn't do enough.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I thought they all did? Yup. Spiteful Ryno getting Palmero traded makes him one of history's greatest, and stupidest, monsters.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Richard Sherman is pretty great: http://deadspin.com/richard-sherman-mocks-nfl-with-brilliant-press-conferen-1663377486
  23. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing I really liked was the Pinewood Derby competitions. I could carve me a mean car.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The few Eagle Scouts I knew were [expletive] terrifying. The Boy Scouts were dorks, but [expletive] those Eagle Scouts were all intensity and bottled up fury.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    The level between Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts. I think your uniform changed color schemes and you got a new patch.
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