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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Everything about this team is terrible.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    This is hideous.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Chicago is going through some kind of [expletive] up Stockholm Syndrome with how many people I've heard saying they want Lovie over Trestman. It's amazing how many people were content to go 8-8 or 9-7 year after year. Now obviously Trestman isn't the answer, but Lovie certainly wasn't it either. Right. It's weird how relatively few people seem bothered by missing out on Arians and just instead focus on Trestman vs. Lovie. And for all the talk of who can "keep a team/lose a team," holy [expletive], I forgot about how many penalties Lovie's teams have.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I don't know what's wrong with people like you. Uhm, they ARE terrible.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Chicago is going through some kind of fucked up Stockholm Syndrome with how many people I've heard saying they want Lovie over Trestman.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The stands clearing out around halftime would be sadly hilarious.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Nothing was wrong with the throw. Don't know why he went to the ground. TURFTURFTURFTURF It's as grey and lifeless as the players' souls.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Cutler is having one of his best seasons ever, and yet even that can't carry these hapless [expletive] coaches Nah, not knocking Cutler with that one; just busting sulley's balls over his hope that the offense is gonna break out.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    But the peripherals are delicious.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Marshall saving a hideous throw or going down because of the horrible turf?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    What a wonderful terrible call.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Cutler, you 'tard.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Good job, n00b.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This defense makes me think sad thoughts.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Being 20 degrees colder neither gives the Bears an advantage nor disadvantages a visiting team.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think cold works the way you think it does.
  17. Sammy Sofa
  18. Sammy Sofa
    01001000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 noice http://i.minus.com/ixCd9wDKPafka.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    The offense makes us sad.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This is actually a funny description of Eddie's sound. Do Thom Yorke next! Also, I hope we sign John Lester Thom Yorke inexplicably has reverse Michael Stipe Syndrome in that for some reason he's getting more mumbly and less coherent as the years go on. It's very sad. John Lester would bring us a lot of hope!
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Nicolas Cage is always, at the very least, interesting.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Eddie Vedder singing sounds like the noises I make the morning after drinking one bad beer too many and you get the nasty dark shits accompanied by stabbing, deep gas pains that won't get free no matter what. Most of the grunge singers sound like some variation on this fart rock range. I hope the Cubs sign Lester soon because he throws basketballs real good.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Pearl Jam fans baffled by people not liking Pearl Jam.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    i only like bands that have songs about railroads I'm kinda bothered if you're a Derwood-type. i definitely don't like the kentucky headhunters if that's what you mean Holy [expletive], look at these guys: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/KY_HeadHunters.jpg
  25. Sammy Sofa
    PTR doesn't let Eddie into Wrigley anymore because that song about stealing bread scares him.
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