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  1. Sammy Sofa
    What a wonderful terrible call.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Cutler, you 'tard.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Good job, n00b.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    This defense makes me think sad thoughts.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Being 20 degrees colder neither gives the Bears an advantage nor disadvantages a visiting team.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think cold works the way you think it does.
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    01001000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 noice http://i.minus.com/ixCd9wDKPafka.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The offense makes us sad.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    This is actually a funny description of Eddie's sound. Do Thom Yorke next! Also, I hope we sign John Lester Thom Yorke inexplicably has reverse Michael Stipe Syndrome in that for some reason he's getting more mumbly and less coherent as the years go on. It's very sad. John Lester would bring us a lot of hope!
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Nicolas Cage is always, at the very least, interesting.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Eddie Vedder singing sounds like the noises I make the morning after drinking one bad beer too many and you get the nasty dark shits accompanied by stabbing, deep gas pains that won't get free no matter what. Most of the grunge singers sound like some variation on this fart rock range. I hope the Cubs sign Lester soon because he throws basketballs real good.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Pearl Jam fans baffled by people not liking Pearl Jam.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    i only like bands that have songs about railroads I'm kinda bothered if you're a Derwood-type. i definitely don't like the kentucky headhunters if that's what you mean Holy [expletive], look at these guys: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/KY_HeadHunters.jpg
  15. Sammy Sofa
    PTR doesn't let Eddie into Wrigley anymore because that song about stealing bread scares him.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    i only like bands that have songs about railroads I'm kinda bothered if you're a Derwood-type.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I will compromise and say that the band part of Pearl Jam is pretty damn good but that Eddie Vedder is one of the worst singers ever. And that one dude in the band wore (wears) some pretty crazy hats.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, what does sulley listen to? I figured he was all about metal like Iron Maiden.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Says the guy name-dropping the Avett Brothers, who are apparently a real thing, and pretending like he hates them.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Baby steps. Hopefully soon it'll be a hccf-style power [expletive].
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Robots aren't programmed for love Now you guys know this thing has run its course. That sounds like a threat. A robot threat.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    They were still underwhelming, given the expectations of the offense and that they were playing the [expletive] Vikings. the peripherals were good. Still not putting up the points. We're deep in the season now, so arguing that it SHOULD have been better is ringing pretty hollow. like i said before, if you want to talk outcomes, the bears won. assuming that they're going to put up that kind of offensive performance again and not score more than 21 points is probably wrong. it wasn't like they won ugly. if they would have lost, it would have rung hollow, but they deserved to win and they did. It wasn't ugly ugly, but it was give 'em a cashmere sweater with a dot on it-ugly.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Pearl Jam is hipster boomer rock.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    They were still underwhelming, given the expectations of the offense and that they were playing the [expletive] Vikings. the peripherals were good. Still not putting up the points. We're deep in the season now, so arguing that it SHOULD have been better is ringing pretty hollow.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    They were still underwhelming, given the expectations of the offense and that they were playing the [expletive] Vikings.
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