Does Sammy Sosa strike you as being smarter than all the people who have been caught? It's obvious that there's a huge incentive for all of these journalists to dig up dirt, but Sammy flippin Sosa is the one criminal mastermind devious enough to not leave a papertrail, or a witness, or any physical evidence at all behind that one of the dozens of journalists hasn't been able to track down? Is he really that lucky? Or should we maybe start think about cutting him a break?