Hoyer and Hawkins Bad Judgment

[Geographyhater8888]

58 minutes ago, javy knows my name said:

Stole my joke twice and didn't credit me, quote, or like the post

There you go. This guys 18:65 laugh reaction to post ratio is impressive.

Edited February 22 by Geographyhater8888

[Geographyhater8888]

24 minutes ago, Derwood said:

But which player is better at "safe at first on a fielder's choice, takes second on a walk, takes third on a fly out, scores on a wild pitch" (i.e. the "Effective Homerun")?

His effective slug is 4000. Too many assists from other baserunners to call it an EFV4B. 

Edited February 22 by Geographyhater8888

[I owned a Suzuki]

I think the real bad judgment was reading this thread with the expectation that I may gain useful knowledge. I just got effectively drunk

[JHBulls]

On 2/22/2026 at 11:38 AM, Derwood said:

We get it, Alex Bregman banged your girlfriend

A post so diabolical that it received no laughing reaction emojis because it might actually be true. 

[mul21]

This is really dumb at face value, but then when you consider that Bregman is signed for 5 years and the Cubs are losing 4 starting position players and 3 starting pitchers after this season and need to backfill preemptively when talent is available to prevent the team from falling into an abyss, it gets even worse.

Edited February 23 by mul21

[Clem Fandango]

Hell yeah, Steiner Math!