Neifi Pérez

[UMFan83]

Neifi Pérez, known affectionately in Chicago as “Neifi!!” (exclamation marks required), was a slick-fielding shortstop who played for the Cubs during the mid-2000s and somehow became both a punchline and a trusted savior in Dusty Baker’s eyes—sometimes simultaneously.

Before donning Cubbie blue, Neifi played a key role in one of the more surreal chapters in Cubs lore: on the final day of the 1998 regular season, he hit a walk-off homer for the Rockies to beat the Giants, forcing San Francisco into a one-game playoff against the Cubs for the NL Wild Card. The Cubs would go on to win that Game 163, and Neifi’s unlikely blast became a huge assist to Chicago's postseason fate.

Fast-forward to 2005: the Cubs are flailing, spirits are low, and Dusty Baker needs a spark. Enter Neifi Pérez and his electrifying .274/.298/.383 slash line—numbers that scream "fourth infielder" but whispered "MVP" to Dusty. Baker famously claimed that Neifi "saved the team," though it was never made entirely clear from what. Was it boredom? A shortage of bunt attempts? A locker room dangerously low on grit and veteran presence? We may never know.

Neifi quickly became a fixture in the Cubs’ lineup, not because of his OPS, but because he "played the game the right way," which apparently meant grounding out a lot and occasionally slapping a single past the second baseman.  Fans eventually developed a sort of Stockholm Syndrome affection for Neifi, chanting his name when he came to the plate, partly out of irony, partly because it was fun to say, and partly because he was often inexplicably hitting second in the lineup.

Though Neifi Pérez may not have filled stat sheets or inspired awe with his bat, he gave Cubs fans something far more valuable: endless debates about lineup construction and countless jokes on sports radio.

In the end, Neifi didn’t just save the team—he saved the spirit of head-scratching, Dusty-era Cubs baseball. And for that, we salute him. Probably with a bunt.

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[Hot Sauce]

Dusty took Neifi and Ramón Martínez in like they were strays.

[gflore34]

Is Juan Pierre the next player to be profiled?  Who can forget the awesome one, two punch that was Pierre and Neifi?  Someone had a image of the dice Dusty used to construct the lineups, I believe many or all of the sides where Neifi.

Edited May 1, 2025 by gflore34

[Sammy Sofa]

Wasn't there game where the Cubs' closer was struggling to finish it out and everyone met on the mound and it was reported afterwards Neifi said something, like, "you see this glove? This glove is made of gold. Get him to hit it to me," and then that's what happened?

I might just be imagining it, and a quick Google search found nothing along those lines, but that possibly made up memory is the one cool Neifi Perez moment I can think of.

[Sammy Sofa]

And man, he has one of the wildest swings in player value between Fangraphs and BR.

[UMFan83]

3 hours ago, Sammy Sofa said:

Wasn't there game where the Cubs' closer was struggling to finish it out and everyone met on the mound and it was reported afterwards Neifi said something, like, "you see this glove? This glove is made of gold. Get him to hit it to me," and then that's what happened?

I might just be imagining it, and a quick Google search found nothing along those lines, but that possibly made up memory is the one cool Neifi Perez moment I can think of.

I don't remember that specific story but I do remember people pointing out how often he was involved in mound visits/initiating his own mound visits frequently to talk to the pitcher.  Definitely would have been an issue in the mound visit limit era.  

I really hope that happened though because that cracks me up.