What's the most excruciatingly boring Cubs offseason?

[Stratos]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UMFan83]

2019 - The only major league contract we signed was Descalso and we spent the entire offseason deluded into believing the Cubs were a player for Bryce Harper even though zero reports linked us to him and several local guys reported we weren’t in contact with him at all. 

[We Got The Whole 9]

There was one year where we signed Jacque Jones and that was about it 

[Brock Beauchamp]

What about the lockout offseason? That was pretty awful, too.

[Stratos]

4 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

What about the lockout offseason? That was pretty awful, too.

I knew I was missing one lol

[Brock Beauchamp]

2 minutes ago, Stratos said:

I knew I was missing one lol

The past five years have been a veritable cornucopia of ****, it's easy to forget specifics.

[Bertz]

It's the Harper offseason of '18-'19 and it's not close.  They picked up Hamels' option, and then it was like the Padme/Anakin meme with us all thinking "they wouldn't do that and then literally nothing else, right?"

We still felt good about the roster too.  They won 95 games and would have won a couple mor. and the division if not for the death march.

[Tryptamine]

I was busy being dead, relearning to sit up, stand, walk, etc. during the Harper offseason so this one is pretty easily the slowest offseason for me, especially based on expectations going in. 

[UMFan83]

50 minutes ago, Tryptamine said:

I was busy being dead, relearning to sit up, stand, walk, etc. during the Harper offseason so this one is pretty easily the slowest offseason for me, especially based on expectations going in. 

I must have missed the Chit-Chat thread during that time, I had no idea you went through this but just went way back in your post history to read about it.  That's scary.  Any issues since then after recovery?

[Jason Ross]

52 minutes ago, Tryptamine said:

I was busy being dead, relearning to sit up, stand, walk, etc. during the Harper offseason so this one is pretty easily the slowest offseason for me, especially based on expectations going in. 

Oh horsefeathers man, I had no idea. One time I got hit in the elbow and it really hurt, so I get it....(just kidding - for real). Congrats on being entirely more badass than me and doing all of that; literally can't imagine. 

[Tryptamine]

6 minutes ago, UMFan83 said:

I must have missed the Chit-Chat thread during that time, I had no idea you went through this but just went way back in your post history to read about it.  That's scary.  Any issues since then after recovery?

Some scars, a partially numb toe and some gray hair appearing in the facial fuzz,  but nothing besides that. I got about as lucky as is medically possible.