3/30/19 CUBS (Yuuuuuuu've got what I neeeeeed) @ TexASS Rangers (*checks notes* EDINSON VOLQUEZ?!?) - 7:05 CST - NBCSCH

[Tim]

Almora? 6-3? Inconceivable!!!

[Sammy Sofa]

what's up with bote's just for men beard lmao

 

the shape of the mustache itself is also extremely troubling

 

I'm pretty sure he colored it between Opening Day and today. I don't remember it looking this creepy and painted on two days ago.

[treebird]

let’s just have commercials for entire at bats who cares

[UMFan83]

They kept mentioning how Willson has been working on his framing in the offseason...hasn’t looked all that great so far.

[bcl412]

This game is brutal

[treebird]

please show gallo the entire game instead of all these boring at bats

[Bertz]

They kept mentioning how Willson has been working on his framing in the offseason...hasn’t looked all that great so far.

 

I thought he looked great on Thursday, but yeah today has been real rough

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

The Rangers' announcing crew isn't intolerable to listen to.

[Sammy Sofa]

My kingdom for a horsefeathering pitch clock.

[17 Seconds]

just need to get chatwood in the game and we'll get to see theo's complete trinity of abominations in one game

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

just need to get chatwood in the game and we'll get to see theo's complete trinity of abominations in one game

 

Quintet.

[Bertz]

15 walks and only 10 strikeouts for the offense so far. This feels like 2008 or 2016 where just every single guy is grinding out every single AB Edited March 31, 2019 by Bertz

[Sammy Sofa]

Baez with the sweet walk bat flip.

[Irrelevant Dude]

This feels like 2008 or 2016 where just every single guy is grinding out every single AB

Sadly, the Cubs pitchers are also making every at bat feel like a grind.

[bcl412]

This game is gonna set the record for in play balls on the outfield that just land fouls so I’m glad I tuned in for history

[Omar]

Amazing how a stadium opened in 1994 is arleady on it's last season.

[UMFan83]

The Rangers have had the tying run on base in 6 of the 7 innings despite the Cubs having a 3 run lead most of the game

[treebird]

bote is having a nice game if you ignore hitting and fielding and bearding

[UMFan83]

Amazing how a stadium opened in 1994 is arleady on it's last season.

 

Turner field opened in 1996 and the Braves are now in their 3rd season in their new park

[UMFan83]

I think we found Q’s blowup inning

[treebird]

I think we found Q’s blowup inning

 

this is some real monkey paw stuff for whoever wished that quintana could delay his blowup inning to the 7th

[bcl412]

The Rangers have had the tying run on base in 6 of the 7 innings despite the Cubs having a 3 run lead most of the game

 

It’s weird, in other sports this many opportunities to tie and what not would be considered a good game but in baseball this just feels like a damn mess

[UMFan83]

Just when you think he might get out of it

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The Rangers have had the tying run on base in 6 of the 7 innings despite the Cubs having a 3 run lead most of the game

 

It’s weird, in other sports this many opportunities to tie and what not would be considered a good game but in baseball this just feels like a damn mess

 

This has been almost as bad as Game 2 last season.