6/22 Cubs (Quintana) at Reds (Castillo) 6:10, WGN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Boring dong.

[Sammy Sofa]

Thank god for that gigantic goober man.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Dongs with guys on base can really help increase points in a hurry.

[Sammy Sofa]

It is rather odd how this dong thing seems to work. The Corbs should try to hit more of them.

[philosophizer75]

Has Schwarber had a series in Cincinnati throughout his entire career where he didn't dong at least once?

 

He always mashes here. I'd look it up but I'm at work.

[Brian]

Harper and Bryant are just setting it up so they can be co comeback player of the year next year

[imb]

QUINTANA horsefeathering BLOWS

[Bryants Disco Ball]

OK. I'm going to pull a Sofa and leave the house and hope things turned around.

[Sammy Sofa]

[UMFan83]

QUINTANA horsefeathering BLOWS

 

Eloy and Cease just got promoted though

[Schwarber Fan]

Reds have a decent offense. Suarez is one of the most underrated players in the game.

[Sammy Sofa]

QUINTANA horsefeathering BLOWS

 

Verlander was RIGHT THERE.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

boy am I happy I decided to turn this turd on as the inning was starting

[imb]

Has Schwarber had a series in Cincinnati throughout his entire career where he didn't dong at least once?

 

He always mashes here. I'd look it up but I'm at work.

 

Jul 21-22, 2015 - 2 HR

Sept. 29-Oct. 1, 2015 - 0 HR (4-11 w/2BB tho)

April 21-23, 2017 - 0 HR

Aug. 22-24, 2017 - 1 HR

April 2, 2018 - 0 HR

May 18-20, 2018 - 1 HR

Jun 21-cont - 1 HR

 

So yes

[Aaron_Kennelly]

You dummies.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

lol, glove tootblan

[Schwarber Fan]

Ugh

[imb]

now we're doing reverse tootblans in the field

[Andy]

lol, glove tootblan

Second one in the last couple weeks

[Andy]

All pitchers but Lester suck forever

[Sammy Sofa]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/chuckle-gif-11.gif

[Old Style]

Drives me horsefeathering nuts that this team cannot seem to execute a simple rundown.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Has Schwarber had a series in Cincinnati throughout his entire career where he didn't dong at least once?

 

He always mashes here. I'd look it up but I'm at work.

 

Jul 21-22, 2015 - 2 HR

Sept. 29-Oct. 1, 2015 - 0 HR (4-11 w/2BB tho)

April 21-23, 2017 - 0 HR

Aug. 22-24, 2017 - 1 HR

April 2, 2018 - 0 HR

May 18-20, 2018 - 1 HR

Jun 21-cont - 1 HR

 

So yes

 

Unacceptable

[Sammy Sofa]

Nicely packed turd of an outing, Quintana.

[Agony and Ivy]

Gonna be a real fun road trip. We'll be lucky to win one in LA after getting swept by the horsefeathering Reds. And no, the Reds don't have a good offense. They have a league horsefeathering average offense. The starting pitching has so underperformed this year that it's officially concerning.