6/11 Cubs (Quintana) @ Vaunted Brewers (Guerra) 7:10 NBCS+

[Sammy Sofa]

BRING THE DAGGER, KRIS.

[ScrubMD]

We're so lucky we have stud hitters like Jason Heyward and Albert Almora to save us from blackholes in the lineup like Kris Bryant.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

J Hey!!

[wilmot_mike]

What the hell just happened?

[mul21]

Huh. Weird. Heyward, somehow fixed?

[mul21]

BRING THE DAGGER, KRIS.

 

*Donger

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], how does he not just annihilate that?

[TMan92]

In Joshies head.

[UMFan83]

Hader vs LHB this year: .057/.175/.057/.232

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], how does he not just annihilate that?

 

OR THAT.

[Andy]

I'm here for Jason Heyward, Clutch Hitter

[ScrubMD]

Jason Heyward did something weird and evil with Kris.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jason Heyward did something weird and evil with Kris.

 

And yet somehow neither of them ended up with the power.

[NotSoSober]

Damnit

[Sammy Sofa]

Just take the walk, Anthony.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Damn

[TMan92]

Hopefully we pull a Strop and Cardinal thing on Hader

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright, maybe Willson will be the one who discovers that the greatest dong of all was inside of him this whole time.

[Bertz]

Jason Heyward did something weird and evil with Kris.

 

I'm starting to suspect some sort of Space Jam magic-basketball situation

[David]

my god if rizzo had swung a fraction of a fraction of a second later, that would've been my favorite cubs hr vs milwaukee since aramis

[Sammy Sofa]

Knebel can't even nibble.

[Sammy Sofa]

[Derwood]

Corey Knebel is the most Milwaukee name ever

[David]

no horsefeathering way is that a strike. come the horsefeathers on ump

[TMan92]

That one strike changes the whole at bat