5/4 Cubs (Quintana) @ Cardinals (Mikolas) 7:15 CST NBC Sports Chicago

[Cubswin11]

i need duke to tell me that it's not as bad as it seems

As Duke's proxy going back to last year, it really isn't as bad as it seems. Duke'ster is too busy galavanting around the minor league system right now to care or be worried about anything involving the MLB team other than how many games above 90 they win.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

We're fine.

 

We're still 3 games over .500. +24 run differential. Only 1.5 back. And we've played like absolute ass.

 

We'll get hot eventually and run away with the division. I hope for my sanity it's soon though.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

i need duke to tell me that it's not as bad as it seems

As Duke's proxy going back to last year, it really isn't as bad as it seems. Duke'ster is too busy galavanting around the minor league system right now to care or be worried about anything involving the MLB team other than how many games above 90 they win.

 

Bad news on that front: The minor league system is really freaking bad. I couldn't kill any of them because they're already dead.

[r_mack]

We're fine.

 

We're still 3 games over .500. +24 run differential. Only 1.5 back. And we've played like absolute ass.

 

We'll get hot eventually and run away with the division. I hope for my sanity it's soon though.

And then they'll complain that they're tired in October

[imb]

Have you guys seen the astros? It’s kinda doesn’t matter what we do or don’t do anyway

[Aaron_Kennelly]

And then they'll complain that they're tired in October

 

Dates user r_mack has posted here:

5/4: Loss

5/1: Loss

4/17: Loss

4/14: Win

4/10: Loss

4/9: Rainout

4/3: Rainout

4/2: Loss

4/1: Loss

 

So the only time you've posted in a game thread when the Cubs won, it was because they were losing 10-2 at the time of your posting.

 

You should probably just quit following baseball, dude.

[Cubswin11]

Have you guys seen the astros? It’s kinda doesn’t matter what we do or don’t do anyway

They're about to get busted by the great pine tar scandal of 2018 and go down in history the way of the Black Sox.

[cubsclapp]

And then they'll complain that they're tired in October

 

Dates user r_mack has posted here:

5/4: Loss

5/1: Loss

4/17: Loss

4/14: Win

4/10: Loss

4/9: Rainout

4/3: Rainout

4/2: Loss

4/1: Loss

 

So the only time you've posted in a game thread when the Cubs won, it was because they were losing 10-2 at the time of your posting.

 

You should probably just quit following baseball, dude.

 

Seriously.

[cubsclapp]

We're fine.

 

We're still 3 games over .500. +24 run differential. Only 1.5 back. And we've played like absolute ass.

 

We'll get hot eventually and run away with the division. I hope for my sanity it's soon though.

 

Yeah, I would hate to get swept this series just because it would feel like the cushion/room to dick around like this too much would be about gone (and it would give the Cardinals more confidence to make a deadline splash, perhaps).

 

But odds are this team has an ass-kicking stretch coming up, as hard as that seems to believe when you watch them try to hit or catch the baseball right now. Good lord is it frustrating as horsefeathers to watch right now though, and who knows when that changes (I wouldn't bet on this weekend, but we know they can flip the switch at any moment).

[UMFan83]

And then they'll complain that they're tired in October

 

Dates user r_mack has posted here:

5/4: Loss

5/1: Loss

4/17: Loss

4/14: Win

4/10: Loss

4/9: Rainout

4/3: Rainout

4/2: Loss

4/1: Loss

 

So the only time you've posted in a game thread when the Cubs won, it was because they were losing 10-2 at the time of your posting.

 

You should probably just quit following baseball, dude.

 

He’s like this in all sports. I’ve come to honor his commitment to his act. I kind of want to go through his tweet history to see what he was saying back on 11/2/16 but I’d have to wade through so much negativity I’d probably be jumping off a bridge before I got there.

[UMFan83]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Go eat a lizard, Mike.

[Jaxbro]

Can they just play the Brewers the rest of the year

[CubmanPi]

whar new gam thread

[itisallpartoftheplan]

whar new gam thread

 

Our best winning streak was with a sub, might be our best option.

[Sammy Sofa]

I've pinged both Schwarber fan and Banedon since they're the next two up asking to one of them to have it up by now. SSR, you around since you're in the hole?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

bring in someone from the outside

[Sammy Sofa]

It's gotta be someone not on the list, dammit. WHO WILL STEP FORWARD AND BE THE HERO.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

@NOLA, I see you lurking...

[Agony and Ivy]

I'll do it

[Sammy Sofa]