10/9 - NLDS Game 3 - Dusty Baker's Futility (Fat Asshole David Bowie) @ Corbs (The Newer Lester) 3:08 CST - TBS

[Bote McBoteface]

Please get us through this inning Q. We're scoring you 3+ next inning I promise.

[UMFan83]

I don't know why I keep looking at Scherzer's pitch count like it matters. He's got at least 40 more pitches in him.

[Old Style]

A hit would be nice.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Well the last time we were being no hit through 5 it ended well for us at least.

[Schwarber Fan]

No team has faced better starting pitching than we have this postseason.

 

Edit: someone will say the nats have.

Edited October 9, 2017 by Schwarber Fan

[UMFan83]

5 no hit innings. Hope the 3rd time around the order is the charm.

We haven't even hit one that I initially thought would be a hit

 

One of Rizzos ABs very briefly made me think he hit it into the gap but it ended up being an easy fly out

[We Got The Whole 9]

No team has faced better starting pitching than we have this postseason.

Except for the Nats

[Bote McBoteface]

No team has faced better starting pitching than we have this postseason.

Except for the Nats

 

And Dbacks.

 

Edit: Ehhhh i withdraw that. I thought I read "pitcher" and was referencing Kershaw only.

Edited October 9, 2017 by Bote McBoteface

[David]

i'm bordering on not being able to watch

 

i'm going to have a heart attack

[UMFan83]

That was a sick pitch progression to Harper there. Froze him on the curve in the zone and then went back there slightly inside for the swing

[ConstableRabbit]

Throwing that curve ball for first pitch strikes this late in the game is pretty nasty.

[UMFan83]

i'm bordering on not being able to watch

 

i'm going to have a heart attack

 

No need to worry just yet, Zo's lineup spot is still 5 away

[David]

i swear to god if murphy beats us here

[David]

yikes

[Omar]

Zobrist will have the last laugh when hes World Series MVP 3 years in a row

[UMFan83]

Yep should have lifted him for a pinch runner

[Transmogrified Tiger]

i swear to god if murphy beats us here

 

you seem like you're in a good place

[NotSoSober]

that's horsefeathering incredible. should have pinch ran for him

[Agony and Ivy]

[expletive] Kyle

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Schwarbs for mvp

[SpongeWorthy]

oh my lord

[UMFan83]

i swear to god if murphy beats us here

 

Well technically he didnt

[ConstableRabbit]

God that was lazy. Time to finish them.

[NotSoSober]

now Quintana is out...I don't like this one bit

[We Got The Whole 9]

Would've left him in there

 

What a huge error