8/7: Dumb Cobs (Conservative Jake) vs More Dumber Giants (Matt Moore lol), 9 pm ESPN

[NOLA]

This Moncrief nobody can throw the horsefeathers out of a baseball.

I wish the Cubs had a gun out in the outfield like that, but Willson can probably be that guy if Avila is catching.

 

Heyward has got a pretty strong arm.

Meh, a good arm.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Good AB til the last pitch

[Brian]

Tommy's got a wild night planned at Fisherman's Wharf after the game.

[We Got The Whole 9]

I wish the Cubs had a gun out in the outfield like that, but Willson can probably be that guy if Avila is catching.

 

Heyward has got a pretty strong arm.

Meh, a good arm.

Didn't Statcast clock him at 98 or something before?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Nice going guys, couldn't keep a five-run lead so Tommy could chill out down by the water in peace.

[17 Seconds]

Good AB til the last pitch

 

not really. guessed wrong on those 2 fastballs he should have swung at

[Cubswin11]

I wish the Cubs had a gun out in the outfield like that, but Willson can probably be that guy if Avila is catching.

 

Heyward has got a pretty strong arm.

Meh, a good arm.

He has a horsefeathering cannon

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

Heyward has got a pretty strong arm.

Meh, a good arm.

He has a horsefeathering cannon

 

I mean, I think so too.

[SpongeWorthy]

I thought for sure baez or Jay would've saved us from the embarrassment of not playing at least one off of cain

[Gilby]

Brian Duensing: Somehow Andrew Miller

[Ding Dong Johnson]

KB is fass

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Old-school KB beat out.

[Brian]

did he take a bite of sandwich before throwing the ball?

[Cubswin11]

Almora would have just got to first base right about now

[CaliforniaRaisin]

It seems weird we live in a world where I trust Duensing more than Edwards.

[Gilby]

He was out. The application of replay continues to be bad. Take advantage.

[Agony and Ivy]

Let's put up 6 and Edwards proof this thing

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Here comes a Willy bunt!

[Brian]

I feel like Cain is a Grichuck, in that if he only played the Cubs his career would be fine.

[SpongeWorthy]

Cain is a trash fire and letting him off the hook like this sucks

[Agony and Ivy]

I feel like Cain is a Grichuck, in that if he only played the Cubs his career would be fine.

 

Didn't we knock him around at wrigley?

[squally1313]

What if every time we try to praise players (Sofa today with Willson, Duke with pretty much everyone else) they immediately turn to ass and it turns out Rondon Fan and all the other negative dorks last year were the key to our success and now this year We Got the Whole 9 is the key contributor?

[Brian]

let's go, no walks Wade

[Cubswin11]

When Russell comes back at the end of the week/next week I'm fine putting Zobrist on the DL until rosters expand to let him get rested up or whatever it takes to get him right. Go with a Russell/Javy/LaStella/Happ middle infield until September. Edited August 8, 2017 by Cubswin11

[FlyTheW]

This team has no chance at beating good teams if they continue to fail with RISP. This is good enough to beat the Giants, it won't be good enough to beat the Nationals.