Gigantic Willy Style - The Willson Contreras Thread

[Sammy Sofa]

I theorize addison russell having his own thread is what led to his demise so let’s hope you did not turn willson into a lazy jackoff

 

Nah, he's in good hands here...

 

Just ignore that I started the Schwarber thread, too.

 

If he Rick Wilkins' the rest of his career after this thread, may your virginity remain intact.

 

It's just gonna be me all alone in a house filled with smooth foods.

[17 Seconds]

my dentist's name is james spalding

[Post Count Padder]

Oh good you start this thread and he goes 0-for-5.

[Sammy Sofa]

[Banedon]

[champaignchris]

Can we please address the elephant in the room here?

 

Willson has two 'L's in his name and Welington Castillo only has one.

 

What is being done by the League and the Federal government to correctly apportion 'L's among MLB catchers?

[jersey cubs fan]

Can we please address the elephant in the room here?

 

Willson has two 'L's in his name and Welington Castillo only has one.

 

What is being done by the League and the Federal government to correctly apportion 'L's among MLB catchers?

 

W/L record for catchers is stupid.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Since people like complaining about there not being a Willson Contreras thread instead of starting a Willson Contreras thread, here is a thread to discuss all things Willson Contreras.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's jagoff, jagoff

[Sammy Sofa]

I'll say it how I wanna say it, jerkoff.

[Cubswin11]

Remember last year when everyone was creaming themselves over Gary Sanchez being the next great catcher and paying no attention to Willson? Yeah Girardi's pretty much benched him since he's Miguel Montero 2.0 behind the plate

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Welcome to the club, Sofa. We have t-shirts. You're one of us now.

[We Got The Whole 9]

I wasn't too lazy to make this thread. I was looking for a fall guy and Sofa took the bait.

[weis21]

just take off "You Lazy Jackoffs" and i bet it fixes him

[Sammy Sofa]

But that's the best part.

 

Besides, west coast games don't count because they're at such an ungodly hour.

[weis21]

But that's the best part.

 

Besides, west coast games don't count because they're at such an ungodly hour.

 

[jersey cubs fan]

good job, good effort

[philosophizer75]

Close the thread. Ban all involved.

[Sammy Sofa]

I will not take the fall for the very real Hazleton Curse.

[Cubswin11]

Go eat you horsefeathering pretzel bread in the corner by yourself, Sofa. You horsefeathering monster

[Sammy Sofa]

I may have spared him having to wallow in the disappointing slog of the rest of the season. In a way, I'm the greatest hero of them all.

[philosophizer75]

horsefeathering, ughnnn my heart just dropped in a way I haven't felt since the rajai davis home run and/or schwarber's knee last year.

 

I know it just looked like a tweaked hammy, but that's our dude! :( :( :(

[Aaron_Kennelly]

lol... finally off the hook.

[minnesotacubsfan]

I'll say it how I wanna say it, jerkoff.

 

If you would have said jagoff, god would have understood. Instead you broke him.

[Sammy Sofa]

NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH JASON GOFF.

[philosophizer75]

CAN WE COMPROMISE AND SWITCH IT TO JAGWEED FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY?