david dejesus is so fucking bad

[David]

holy horsefeathers it physically pains me to watch

[Ding Dong Johnson]

counterpoint

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=kim+dejesus&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch

[David]

i'm not 100% on this but i think there might be some trouble in paradise

 

in which case he won't even have her to prop him up anymore

[OleMissCub]

Have I entered the twilight zone?

[David]

wow dejesus just accused fowler of possibly "cadillac-ing" on the rizzo hit. didn't even take the bfib.

 

you suck bro go the horsefeathers away

[UMFan83]

I keep waiting for him to improve or sound less awkward but he just doesn't

[Gilby]

It's best to just treat him like Soler at this point - accept that he sucks but appreciate the handsomeness.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

wow dejesus just accused fowler of possibly "cadillac-ing" on the rizzo hit. didn't even take the bfib.

 

you suck bro go the horsefeathers away

 

What was Pham doing if Fowler was cadillac-ing?

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Also, kind of weird David knows about David DeJesus' personal relationship situation.

[David]

I keep waiting for him to improve or sound less awkward but he just doesn't

 

he looks about 5x as awkward as he sounds somehow

 

i've never seen a tv guy so scared of the camera

[David]

Also, kind of weird David knows about David DeJesus' personal relationship situation.

just noticed on instagram that she hasn't posted a thing about him in months and was just on what seemed like an extremely long trip in europe with friends (?) and a lot of stuff about how she's found herself and stuff. doesn't look like she's been in chicago in a very long time. doesn't necessarily say anything about their marriage but just a sense i got. instagram stories too.

 

and since i just checked when i first made that post, i think she used to say something about him in her insta bio, and now no mention.

 

social media is weird

[David]

ok i just remembered this was the tweet that i thought was strange

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/KimDeJesus9/status/864916424623505408[/tweet]

 

but then she tweeted this the same day

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/KimDeJesus9/status/864917475892150272[/tweet]

 

so yeah i dunno. that's the last mention of him though.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

He can stay as long as she is willing to.

[17 Seconds]

Also, kind of weird David knows about David DeJesus' personal relationship situation.

just noticed on instagram that she hasn't posted a thing about him in months and was just on what seemed like an extremely long trip in europe with friends (?) and a lot of stuff about how she's found herself and stuff. doesn't look like she's been in chicago in a very long time. doesn't necessarily say anything about their marriage but just a sense i got. instagram stories too.

 

and since i just checked when i first made that post, i think she used to say something about him in her insta bio, and now no mention.

 

social media is weird

 

you are weird

[David]

Also, kind of weird David knows about David DeJesus' personal relationship situation.

just noticed on instagram that she hasn't posted a thing about him in months and was just on what seemed like an extremely long trip in europe with friends (?) and a lot of stuff about how she's found herself and stuff. doesn't look like she's been in chicago in a very long time. doesn't necessarily say anything about their marriage but just a sense i got. instagram stories too.

 

and since i just checked when i first made that post, i think she used to say something about him in her insta bio, and now no mention.

 

social media is weird

 

you are weird

yeah, probably

 

i just notice stuff

[imb]

yeah on the one hand david is probably right

 

but at teh same time jesus christ dude wtf

 

anyway someone give me a video of dejesus being shitty

[David]

having now seen the other tweet from the same day as the one that threw me, i'm guessing they're fine? idk

 

either way, he sucks at his tv job

[David]

yeah on the one hand david is probably right

 

but at teh same time jesus christ dude wtf

 

anyway someone give me a video of dejesus being horsefeathers

 

honestly i just check social media way too often out of addiction/boredom and i have a good memory

 

http://www.csnchicago.com/video/pgl-cubs-come-back-defeat-cardinals-3-2 here's a clip of a good performance for him

 

i wish they'd posted today's pregame

[Clem Fandango]

He clearly has no idea how to analyze a baseball game and is pulling things out of his ass all the time to sound smart, and he gives facial expressions to match. It's like when you can tell when Ralph Wiggum's heart rips in half, except you can tell when David Dejesus has no idea what he's talking about because he'd get a deer in headlights look.

 

He is legitimately bad at his job.

[hawkeyecub]

I keep waiting for him to improve or sound less awkward but he just doesn't

 

Every day there are still about 5 times where he says "annnnndddddddddd" and stares blankly into space trying to figure out what to say.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

bring back plesac and the big blue train

[Sammy Sofa]

There's literally only one player that I would want to see in this role:

 

Zambrano.

 

Everyone else is a waste of time.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

There's literally only one player that I would want to see in this role:

 

Zambrano.

 

Everyone else is a waste of time.

 

oh my god

[David]

bring back plesac and the big blue train

 

hard to believe how long it's been since he jumped ship to MLBN

 

I had always hoped derosa would come back in some capacity (wanted him to be moreland's replacement initially) but he's too big time for local stuff i guess