6/16 Suckiest Sucks (Butler) @ Pirates (Williams) 6:05 WGN

[Derwood]

The Cubs are the suckiest sucks that ever sucked, but I'm starting the game thread mostly to brag that I'll be at PNC in a luxury box, drinking beer and eating wings

[Cubswin11]

Very nice of Sofa to invite you to his luxury box birthday bash in Pittsburgh this weekend. If the Cubs win the series this weekend I think our only option is to have Derwood and Sofa travel the country to be in attendance the rest of the season for every cubs game, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles style as our good luck charms.

[Thed Hoyerstein]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I was kinda hoping we'd sunk so low that we wouldn't have a game thread and nobody would notice

[Thed Hoyerstein]

I was kinda hoping we'd sunk so low that we wouldn't have a game thread and nobody would notice

 

*cue up UMFan's perfect impersonation of Fred*

[Sammy Sofa]

Very nice of Sofa to invite you to his luxury box birthday bash in Pittsburgh this weekend. If the Cubs win the series this weekend I think our only option is to have Derwood and Sofa travel the country to be in attendance the rest of the season for every cubs game, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles style as our good luck charms.

 

I'm not gonna be there until tomorrow, and I'll be sitting with the filthy Allegheny slobs, though now I'm thinking about leading a mob up to the luxury boxes.

[UMFan83]

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Bryant with a day off

 

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I suppose with Butler on the mound you're counting on anarchy anyway

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

[javy knows my name]

I'll bet you have to go back two years to find a worse Cubs lineup

[jersey cubs fan]

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I just internalized that he put La Stella at 3rd and Happ at 2nd with Butler on the mound

 

does Joe hate Butler

[Sammy Sofa]

I just internalized that he put La Stella at 3rd and Happ at 2nd with Butler on the mound

 

does Joe hate Butler

 

He's just one of us!

[UMFan83]

Joe done lost his mind

[Brian707]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

 

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

 

Duke, any chance we can take two of three with who we are throwing this weekend? Brewers will sweep the Padres so we need to show up against the Pirates.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Hopefully we get one of those hometown kid returns to sack the city type of series out of Happ

[Derwood]

I have learned that I will be getting free food and booze in this luxury box

[Derwood]

Which I will need

[cubsclapp]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

 

Duke, any chance we can take two of three with who we are throwing this weekend? Brewers will sweep the Padres so we need to show up against the Pirates.

 

We're already giving the Brewers sweeps? Remember when the 68-win Padres beat the 103-win, World Champion Cubs at Wrigley Field twice in one day last year?

[jersey cubs fan]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

 

Duke, any chance we can take two of three with who we are throwing this weekend? Brewers will sweep the Padres so we need to show up against the Pirates.

 

We're already giving the Brewers sweeps? Remember when the 68-win Padres beat the 103-win, World Champion Cubs at Wrigley Field twice in one day last year?

the cubs didn't lose last year, dummy

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Joe traded in the wine for some harder stuff.

 

Duke, any chance we can take two of three with who we are throwing this weekend? Brewers will sweep the Padres so we need to show up against the Pirates.

 

We're already giving the Brewers sweeps? Remember when the 68-win Padres beat the 103-win, World Champion Cubs at Wrigley Field twice in one day last year?

 

Yeah, book it. Bump this if I'm wrong, but I won't be.

 

ETA: Would love for this TO get bumped.

[philosophizer75]

Rizzo is a golden plated god.

[Schwarber Fan]

We've literally lost every review over this horrible stretch. Every one.