The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[Brian707]

Dundee Snow Wolves

 

Looks like just about everyone had snow today

[UMFan83]

Palatine Unseasonable Cold Chimps

It's weird we live like 5 minutes from each other and grew up in the same town. Palatine or Fremd?

 

Ha that’s crazy. Fremd but I moved to NH after my sophomore year so didn’t graduate there

[Old Style]

Itasca Sun Cats

[Old Style]

Palatine Unseasonable Cold Chimps

It's weird we live like 5 minutes from each other and grew up in the same town. Palatine or Fremd?

 

Ha that’s crazy. Fremd but I moved to NH after my sophomore year so didn’t graduate there

I lived in Palatine from 1983-1991.

[Thurman Merman]

Palatine Unseasonable Cold Chimps

It's weird we live like 5 minutes from each other and grew up in the same town. Palatine or Fremd?

 

Ha that’s crazy. Fremd but I moved to NH after my sophomore year so didn’t graduate there

Ah, you grew up on the good side of the tracks.

[Brian]

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[Butterscup]

i had little caesers today for the first time in probably 25 years and it was perfectly good, especially the pepperoni

[Butterscup]

oh i see we're doing weird middle name stuff now sorry sorry trying to delete

[NonProfitCow]

horsefeathering pizza

 

That's freaky.

minnesota knows a guy

[Tim]

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Ambiguous grammar. He could claim in retrospect that he just meant that a weekend did happen.

[Sammy Sofa]

I think I definitely need to be following Charles the Cat on twitter.

 

Also, Glen Ellyn Snow Flurry Weevils.

 

Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.

[UMFan83]

 

Unless Nightengale is straight making up quotes, you can feel pretty good about the Phils getting either Harper or Machado.

[Sammy Sofa]

If anyone says they'd rather read horsefeathers like that instead of pizza talk or wacky name games, then they're a disgusting masochistic liar. ALL HARPER NEWS IS BAD NEWS.

[Brian707]

If anyone says they'd rather read horsefeathers like that instead of pizza talk or wacky name games, then they're a disgusting masochistic liar. ALL HARPER NEWS IS BAD NEWS.

 

 

Agreed

[The_Achiever]

I think I definitely need to be following Charles the Cat on twitter.

 

Also, Glen Ellyn Snow Flurry Weevils.

 

Not that it's far from Elmhurst at all, but GE is where my mom's side of the family is from (and mostly still are), and it's always weird to me to find someone else from there. I'll be spending Christmas at my grandmother's tiny house right by Glenbard.

 

Ha, that's great! Me too, my parents still live there, for now.

 

And I work in Elmhurst (actually Berkeley, but whatever) so the circle is complete!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

 

Unless Nightengale is straight making up quotes, you can feel pretty good about the Phils getting either Harper or Machado.

Harper and Machado. AND.

[Sammy Sofa]

If anyone says they'd rather read horsefeathers like that instead of pizza talk or wacky name games, then they're a disgusting masochistic liar. ALL HARPER NEWS IS BAD NEWS.

 

 

Agreed

 

This gif is a rollercoatser of emotions.

[jersey cubs fan]

if rollercoasters only went up

[David]

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[Brian]

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Sammy Sofa]

ABORT, ABORT: BRYCE HARPER TRIED TO RUIN PIZZA BY EATING PIZZA WITH DAVE PORTNOY.

 

 

Machado also apparently got into the best shape of his life by CUTTING OUT PIZZA ALTOGETHER.

 

Clearly PTR was doing us a favor by crying poor to avoid these anti-pizza monsters.

[minnesotacubsfan]

ABORT, ABORT: BRYCE HARPER TRIED TO RUIN PIZZA BY EATING PIZZA WITH DAVE PORTNOY.

 

 

Machado also apparently got into the best shape of his life by CUTTING OUT PIZZA ALTOGETHER.

 

Clearly PTR was doing us a favor by crying poor to avoid these anti-pizza monsters.

 

 

thats not how this works. they will eat pizza when they smell the delicious wafts of deep dish in the dugouts. it will power them to glory and a ws victory!

[minnesotacubsfan]

you see, we will save THEM

[imb]

ABORT, ABORT: BRYCE HARPER TRIED TO RUIN PIZZA BY EATING PIZZA WITH DAVE PORTNOY.

 

 

Machado also apparently got into the best shape of his life by CUTTING OUT PIZZA ALTOGETHER.

 

Clearly PTR was doing us a favor by crying poor to avoid these anti-pizza monsters.

 

awwww funk