Rio Olympics disaster watch

[Derwood]

Well the opening ceremony has been roughly 70% commercials so far. Completely unwatchable

[Ding Dong Johnson]

now what, Omar???

[Omar]

learn to vpn + BBC bitches

[Derwood]

learn to vpn + BBC bitches

 

That would require me to care a whole lot more than I do

[Ding Dong Johnson]

same

 

[Derwood]

I'm only watching because the other seven people in my living room insist on it

[Banedon]

I'm only watching because the other seven people in my living room insist on it

 

Are you trapped? Do you need help?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

BARK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN MILWAUKEE

[Derwood]

I'm only watching because the other seven people in my living room insist on it

 

Are you trapped? Do you need help?

 

I have family in town. Probably a dick move to leave the room

[Omar]

I'm only watching because the other seven people in my living room insist on it

 

Are you trapped? Do you need help?

 

I have family in town. Probably a dick move to leave the room

 

It makes more sense to leave town.

[imb]

jesus christ this is a shitty page

[Banedon]

Haha wtf...

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympic-photographer-finds-his-stolen-gear-on-rio-venue-trespasser-201851180.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Haha wtf...

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympic-photographer-finds-his-stolen-gear-on-rio-venue-trespasser-201851180.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

that reminds me of the guy in Iowa City a couple of years ago who was busted for using a stolen ID to get into a bar. his downfall was showing the stolen ID to a bouncer who just happened to be the guy who had his ID stolen.

[soccer10k]

I love that in 2016 I can't watch the Olympics live on my TV because they have to start their show at 8 pm out here just like on the East Coast. Just show the damn thing at 5 pm.

[Banedon]

I love that in 2016 I can't watch the Olympics live on my TV because they have to start their show at 8 pm out here just like on the East Coast. Just show the damn thing at 5 pm.

 

I dunno, it's kinda very 2016 that you can watch everything live online.

[Sammy Sofa]

I love that in 2016 I can't watch the Olympics live on my TV

 

Me too!

[weis21]

i very much enjoyed the women's beach volleyball last night

[mul21]

i very much enjoyed the women's beach volleyball last night

 

Those Brazilians. Very affectionate.

[David]

learn to vpn + BBC bitches

 

That would require me to care a whole lot more than I do

 

it would help you with those cubs reds blackouts too

[Derwood]

It's remarkable how a 4 hour bicycle race can come down to hundredths of a second for gold and silver

[SpongeWorthy]

omg i just happened to glance at the tv and the leader in the womens cycling event just had the scariest wipeout ive seen

[Derwood]

omg i just happened to glance at the tv and the leader in the womens cycling event just had the scariest wipeout ive seen

My hey say she's ok, but i saw it live and my first reaction was broken collar bone and broken teeth at the very least

[Butterscup]

omg i just happened to glance at the tv and the leader in the womens cycling event just had the scariest wipeout ive seen

My hey say she's ok, but i saw it live and my first reaction was broken collar bone and broken teeth at the very least

 

what

[bukie]

Spinal fractures and a concussion, in intensive care overnight.

 

Still functioning better than Derwood cognitively.

[bukie]

US Gymnastics women dominated the team qualifying, finishing 10 points ahead of second place China.

 

To put that in perspective, there was more distance between first and second than second and last.

 

Also, the scoring allows teams to keep their best 4 scores in each event. If the US instead were allowed to keep their worst 4 scores and every other country could continue keeping their best 4 scores, the US would still have finished first overall.