6/1 dodgers (bolsinger) @ cubs (lester) 705 cdt, csn

[Agony and Ivy]

So Rizzo looks lost at the plate

[David]

 

i love lana berry

[halplm]

wow, Rizzo... I don't even know what to say

[weis21]

and i'm not going to say the nacho pic was necessary. but i'm not going to say it wasn't.

 

what i will say is this game thread sucked almost as much as this game until then. (probably because i've been posting so much in it but whatevs)

[Agony and Ivy]

I wish Zobrist would stop looking like Roy Hobbs after he banged Mimo Paris

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Guess he's not in a slump, you bitches.

 

plz stop with the bitches thing already

 

Maybe if you spell please like you aren't a teenager, bitch.

[David]

Guess he's not in a slump, you bitches.

 

plz stop with the bitches thing already

 

Maybe if you spell please like you aren't a teenager, bitch.

 

no seriously it's terrible

[Gilby]

I googled Lana Berry and I still have no idea who she is.

[bcl412]

Why do we keep trying to steal? It's annoying.

[David]

rizzo stop tryign to be goldschmidt

[Agony and Ivy]

I googled Lana Berry and I still have no idea who she is.

 

Pretty sure there's a $1,000,000 reward if you figure out what she does

[halplm]

Is there anyone other than Eric Karros that likes the camera angle behind the plate?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

plz stop with the bitches thing already

 

Maybe if you spell please like you aren't a teenager, bitch.

 

no seriously it's terrible

 

You're a weirdo, man.

[ScrubMD]

I would be fine with just completely forbidding steal attempts.

[Agony and Ivy]

Damn. Almost worked.

[weis21]

Is there anyone other than Eric Karros that likes the camera angle behind the plate?

can i claim the $1,000,000 for this answer?

 

and i can't actually and truly believe he enjoys it.

[David]

 

Maybe if you spell please like you aren't a teenager, bitch.

 

no seriously it's terrible

 

You're a weirdo, man.

 

what's weird is how you said bitches once, thought someone found it funny, and have since used it in like half your posts.

[David]

I googled Lana Berry and I still have no idea who she is.

 

Pretty sure there's a $1,000,000 reward if you figure out what she does

 

i honestly don't either. but her snapchat is fun. and she has a book i guess.

[Tim]

So, uh, Zobrist smoked that ball, too. Different game if that one and Heyward's both fall in.

[David]

we took the lead in that inning and i am still annoyed by it. horsefeathering babip.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Offense is looking much more Cub-like tonight. Lots of pitches. A dong. Some other well-hit balls.

[David]

So, uh, Zobrist smoked that ball, too. Different game if that one and Heyward's both fall in.

 

yuppp

 

and just saw this

 

[tweet]https://twitter.com/cubsexitvelo/status/738175860205723649[/tweet]

[Bryants Disco Ball]

 

no seriously it's terrible

 

You're a weirdo, man.

 

what's weird is how you said bitches once, thought someone found it funny, and have since used it in like half your posts.

 

What's weird is that nobody has ever said anything about it except for one person who thought I was seriously calling him a bitch and that you think I use it in half my posts.

 

There are a ton of annoying things about you but I don't bring them up because who cares? You horsefeathering robot.

[weis21]

 

You're a weirdo, man.

 

what's weird is how you said bitches once, thought someone found it funny, and have since used it in like half your posts.

 

What's weird is that nobody has ever said anything about it except for one person who thought I was seriously calling him a bitch and that you think I use it in half my posts.

 

There are a ton of annoying things about you but I don't bring them up because who cares? You [expletive] robot.

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/shots_fired.jpg

[weis21]

sutcliffe just owned this guy:

 

"What would happen if he took off running???"

 

Sutcliffe: "...he would step off the rubber and run after him?"