6/1 dodgers (bolsinger) @ cubs (lester) 705 cdt, csn

[treebird]

welcome to gam thread i am treymon

 

butters only make six gam streak very weak man

 

everyone eat nachos during the game and the cubs will win i promise

[Butterscup]

save_us.tree

[Sammy Sofa]

Even Dodgers Lilly thinks that was a dumb loss:

 

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/248/331/141181474e77b9c2074c53a532083b01_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

[Omar]

Dodgers v. Lester

Name                 PA  AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Carl Crawford        49  42 10  1  0  0   2  4 14 .238 .319 .262  .581  1  0   0   1         0
Howie Kendrick       35  34  7  4  0  0   5  1  7 .206 .229 .324  .552  0  0   0   0         0
Chase Utley          12  12  2  0  0  0   0  0  3 .167 .167 .167  .333  0  0   0   0         0
A.J. Ellis            8   6  1  0  0  0   0  2  4 .167 .375 .167  .542  0  0   0   0         0
Adrian Gonzalez       6   6  0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Enrique Hernandez     6   6  2  0  1  0   2  0  2 .333 .333 .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Justin Turner         5   4  0  0  0  0   0  1  1 .000 .200 .000  .200  0  0   0   0         0
Joe Blanton           4   4  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Yasmani Grandal       3   3  1  1  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333 .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Yasiel Puig           3   2  1  0  0  0   0  1  0 .500 .667 .500 1.167  0  0   0   0         0
Total               131 119 24  6  1  0   9  9 35 .202 .264 .269  .532  1  0   0   1         0
Has not faced: Joc Pederson, Corey Seager and Trayce Thompson & Has not faced pitchers: Pedro Baez, Mike Bolsinger, Louis Coleman, Casey Fien, Chris Hatcher, J.P. Howell, Kenley Jansen, Scott Kazmir, Clayton Kershaw, Adam Liberatore, Kenta Maeda and Alex Wood

 

Cubs v. Bolsinger

Name              PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Jason Heyward      6  4 2  1  0  0   1  2  0  .500  .667  .750 1.417  0  0   0   0         0
Anthony Rizzo      6  6 0  0  0  0   0  0  2  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         1
Kris Bryant        3  2 0  0  0  0   0  1  1  .000  .333  .000  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Tommy La Stella    2  2 1  0  0  0   0  0  0  .500  .500  .500 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
John Lackey        2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Miguel Montero     2  2 1  0  0  0   0  0  1  .500  .500  .500 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell    2  2 2  1  0  0   1  0  0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500  0  0   0   0         0
Matt Szczur        2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Kyle Hendricks     1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  1  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total             26 23 6  2  0  0   2  3  5  .261  .346  .348  .694  0  0   0   0         1
Has not faced: Javier Baez, Tim Federowicz, Dexter Fowler, David Ross, Jorge Soler and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Jon Lester, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

[Ding Dong Johnson]

*fart noise*

[Banedon]

butters only make six gam streak very weak man

 

https://gfycat.com/PracticalSneakyHowlermonkey

[itisallpartoftheplan]

http://i.imgur.com/3ZjRrit.jpg

 

After loss Nachos, each following nachos will get better.

[jersey cubs fan]

nachos will get better.

 

better?

 

 

 

[Omar]

is that sliced cheese microwaved onto crackers?

[ConstableRabbit]

is that sliced cheese microwaved onto crackers?

Shredded, imo.

[Clem Fandango]

Bolsinger was one of the subjects of my first ever game thread graphic... which I started prematurely because I didn't know what I was doing

 

http://i.imgur.com/xdWnMs4.jpg

[jersey cubs fan]

[Omar]

okay maybe they put a little bit of an effort into this one

 

 

nice work, intern.

[badger]

Has the "active topics" indicator at both the top and bottom of the page always existed or is this a new development?

[Tim]

Has the "active topics" indicator at both the top and bottom of the page always existed or is this a new development?

New as of today! :good:

[raw]

okay maybe they put a little bit of an effort into this one

 

 

nice work, intern.

 

No Utley, Gonzalez or Puig (not that he's any good anymore), the Cubs should win this game almost easily.

[CubinNY]

http://i.imgur.com/3ZjRrit.jpg

 

After loss Nachos, each following nachos will get better.

Those are called St. Louis style nachos, aren't they?

[bcl412]

My search for dong nachos came up with nothing interesting. I think this is disappointing but it's probably a good thing.

[Sammy Sofa]

My search for dong nachos came up with nothing interesting. I think this is disappointing but it's probably a good thing.

 

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2013/03/13/nachos_ass.jpg

[David]

son of a bitch

[UMFan83]

Damn that ball is carrying. Shitty start

[Tim]

Damn

[UMFan83]

I demand 4 Cubs dongs tonight after seeing that. No excuses boys.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 21-3 (.875) when they score first in the game.... 14-12 (.538) when they don't

CUBS are 29-13 (.690) when they don't allow any first inning runs.... 6-2 (.750) when they do

CUBS are 14-11 (.560) when the opponent hits at least 1 HR.... 21-4 (.840) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Tim]

Yeah, we should be able to score off Bolsinger. I'm not worried. We've got this.