05/25 CUBS (Arrieta) @ St. Louis (Martinez) 12:45 CDT, ABC7

[Thusly Boned]

 

David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the [expletive] is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells...

Is the top right Koyie Hill? Idk who either of those guys are either.

 

its Tyler Colvin

 

Who contributed a shish kebab recipe, I'm sure.

[Butterscup]

New thread will go up later tonight.

[David]

New thread will go up later tonight.

 

i <3 u

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, that definitely is Colvin.

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9171.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9182.jpg

 

Here's Wells (with his douchey face AND a super extra-douchey Johnny Drama t-shirt):

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9526.jpg

 

Here are some other old friends:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9651.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9737.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9726.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9770.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9779.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/kit6.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/bam.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9872.jpg

 

Corey Miller, bullpen catcher and busted in 2010 for hauling nearly 10 pounds of weed:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9217.jpg

 

No doubt that loss haunted GEOVANNY SOTO for a long time:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9103.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9088.jpg

 

Holy horsefeathers, I forgot X-Nady existed:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0063.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_00661.jpg

 

The slightly more agreeable half of the Cajun Connection:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0076.jpg

 

This just makes Ted look even more disconcerting, like he just silently emerged from the ivy brandishing a bowl of mysterious meat:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg

 

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/coach2.jpg

 

And let's end this with something truly out of your nightmares:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9579.jpg

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Is Fontenot terminal in that picture?

[Sammy Sofa]

Just dragging this over to the new page so we can bask in the glory:

 

Yeah, that definitely is Colvin.

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9171.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9182.jpg

 

Here's Wells (with his douchey face AND a super extra-douchey Johnny Drama t-shirt):

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9526.jpg

 

Here are some other old friends:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9651.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9737.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9726.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9770.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9779.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/kit6.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/bam.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9872.jpg

 

Corey Miller, bullpen catcher and busted in 2010 for hauling nearly 10 pounds of weed:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9217.jpg

 

No doubt that loss haunted GEOVANNY SOTO for a long time:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9103.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9088.jpg

 

Holy [expletive], I forgot X-Nady existed:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0063.jpg

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_00661.jpg

 

The slightly more agreeable half of the Cajun Connection:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0076.jpg

 

This just makes Ted look even more disconcerting, like he just silently emerged from the ivy brandishing a bowl of mysterious meat:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg

 

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/coach2.jpg

 

And let's end this with something truly out of your nightmares:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9579.jpg

[17 Seconds]

ted lilly will always be awesome, just because of the time he ran over yadi and knocked him out of the game

[itisallpartoftheplan]

ted lilly will always be awesome, just because of the time he ran over yadi and knocked him out of the game

 

I wish more of this stuff was accessible on youtube. YouTube highlights for the cubs didn't pick up til lately.

[UMFan83]

ted lilly will always be awesome, just because of the time he ran over yadi and knocked him out of the game

 

I wish more of this stuff was accessible on youtube. YouTube highlights for the cubs didn't pick up til lately.

 

That's because until about a year or two ago nothing was allowed on YouTube.

[Brian]

Like, I literally forgot Koyie Hill existed until he was brought up earlier

 

The most memorable thing he did as a Cub was shove his hand in a saw during the offseason.

[CubInOK]

Like, I literally forgot Koyie Hill existed until he was brought up earlier

 

The most memorable thing he did as a Cub was shove his hand in a saw during the offseason.

The way he always showed up during the season I'm surprised he isn't in Fed's spot on the team right now.

[Clem Fandango]

 

Looks like someone went on fiver.com and hired a graphic designer.

 

I actually Tweeted them the other day and told them they should fire their graphics person because their graphics were a disgrace to the rest of the league.

[Andy]

Like, I literally forgot Koyie Hill existed until he was brought up earlier

 

The most memorable thing he did as a Cub was shove his hand in a saw during the offseason.

He scored a game winning run on a Soriano walk-off single during the awesome week in 2007 that one terrific post on this board called "a Cubs orgy"

[imb]

those pictures are horsefeathering amazing

[Omar]

is Quade cutting up the same fish Soto was holding?

[Sammy Sofa]

is Quade cutting up the same fish Soto was holding?

 

Well, those were the darkest days of #PoorTomRicketts.

[d_money]

Damn those were dark days indeed. Thank god Ricketts pulled the trigger on Theo & co and Maddon.