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Dear Jake,

 

I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your beard, you throw hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real dong!

 

is this gonna end up like "Stan" - by Eminem?

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biittner77

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Dear Jake,

 

I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your beard, you throw hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real dong!

 

You should put stickers on it to make it really pop.

imb MVP

imb

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I always thought Arrieta kinda looked like a jacked up leprechaun but i never said anything because I know he can manhandle me

 

this is the only jacked up leprechaun i know

 

http://sm.ign.com/t/ign_in/screenshot/p/pablo-schr/pablo-schreiber-as-mad-sweeney-on-american-gods_eyyz.640.jpg

JudasIscariotTheBird Myrtle Beach Pelicans

JudasIscariotTheBird

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I always thought Arrieta kinda looked like a jacked up leprechaun but i never said anything because I know he can manhandle me

 

this is the only jacked up leprechaun i know

 

http://sm.ign.com/t/ign_in/screenshot/p/pablo-schr/pablo-schreiber-as-mad-sweeney-on-american-gods_eyyz.640.jpg

I don't know what to think about that show yet. Just two episodes in.

imb MVP

imb

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I always thought Arrieta kinda looked like a jacked up leprechaun but i never said anything because I know he can manhandle me

 

this is the only jacked up leprechaun i know

 

http://sm.ign.com/t/ign_in/screenshot/p/pablo-schr/pablo-schreiber-as-mad-sweeney-on-american-gods_eyyz.640.jpg

I don't know what to think about that show yet. Just two episodes in.

 

Let's just say the third episode won't clear up any of your feelings.

JudasIscariotTheBird Myrtle Beach Pelicans

JudasIscariotTheBird

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this is the only jacked up leprechaun i know

 

I don't know what to think about that show yet. Just two episodes in.

 

Let's just say the third episode won't clear up any of your feelings.

More unsettling: the scene you were alluding to, or finding out what actor they got to play the guy who got his horsefeather bit off? (Answer: Option B)

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Dear Jake,

 

I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your beard, you throw hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real dong!

 

If you didn't want to talk to me outside the Buffalo Wild Wings, you didn't have to, but you could have signed an autograph for Matthew.

David GOAT

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I was gonna make a comment about sending a letter back in autumn and tie it to the world series but I couldn't put it all together
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Dear Mojo,

 

To answer your questions, I always wanted to be a Texas Sheriff's Deputy when I grew up, and I plan to go around shooting Mexicans after I retire, which is the next best thing. My favorite color is green, and I love to play guitar in my free time, which doesn't happen much during the season.

 

By the way, I'm flattered that you'd offer to kill Benicio del Toro for me, but I think he's an actor who played a ballplayer in a movie 20 years ago and his character didn't wear the same number as me, so I don't need it and please don't.

 

Here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a #MAGA cap.

 

Go Cubs,

Jake

ConstableRabbit Myrtle Beach Pelicans

ConstableRabbit

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I was gonna make a comment about sending a letter back in autumn and tie it to the world series but I couldn't put it all together

I'm really flattered you think my velocity is back. And here's an autograph for Sammy -- on my flatbrimmed new era cap.

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CyHawk_Cub Myrtle Beach Pelicans

CyHawk_Cub

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Yup. Seems like every #MAGA nimrod I know agrees w/ Jake. They also thought it was awesome when that Montana congressman-elect choke slammed that reporter, sooooo....
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Would be awesome and refreshing if Arrieta pitched half way decent, but I kind of agree with him as meatheady as it sounds. Was nice to see two guys trade blows. I was hoping to see Lackey throw at Bethancourt TBH but I'm not sure if Lackey is pitching tomorrow or if Bethancourt is even on the Padres roster. Would be much better than watching the actual baseball being played
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Would be awesome and refreshing if Arrieta pitched half way decent, but I kind of agree with him as meatheady as it sounds. Was nice to see two guys trade blows. I was hoping to see Lackey throw at Bethancourt TBH but I'm not sure if Lackey is pitching tomorrow or if Bethancourt is even on the Padres roster. Would be much better than watching the actual baseball being played

 

Would be nicer if they were topless, amirite

JudasIscariotTheBird Myrtle Beach Pelicans

JudasIscariotTheBird

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Would be awesome and refreshing if Arrieta pitched half way decent, but I kind of agree with him as meatheady as it sounds. Was nice to see two guys trade blows. I was hoping to see Lackey throw at Bethancourt TBH but I'm not sure if Lackey is pitching tomorrow or if Bethancourt is even on the Padres roster. Would be much better than watching the actual baseball being played

 

Would be nicer if they were topless, amirite

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