7/1 Cubs (Lester) @ Mets (Colon) 6:10, WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Houston! With the 8th best team OPS in all of baseball!

 

(The Cubs are 18th)

[ScrubMD]

I wonder how many corpses each team could put in before anyone would notice.

[Schwarber Fan]

Lester hurt. See y'all next year.

[ScrubMD]

This game would be a perfect time for some of those Make-A-Wishes.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Top of the order coming up. Prepare for more disappointment.

[treebird]

I wonder how many corpses each team could put in before anyone would notice.

 

that would be an excellent gene pick

[ScrubMD]

Lester hurt. See y'all next year.

 

This would be awesome if I thought you'd really leave.

[ARCubsFan]

Was Lester limping there? Jesus Christ.

[Butterscup1679666578]

oh my goddddd

[UMFan83]

28 half Innings of baseball and 1 total run scored this series. And of course that one run was off a double by Sczuzr

[Andy]

Well we got 3 months out of him

[Sammy Sofa]

I wonder how many corpses each team could put in before anyone would notice.

 

that would be an excellent gene pick

 

A MORE OFFENSIVE SPECTACLE I CANNOT RECALL.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Houston: first in dongs, but not first in our hearts.

 

(Cubs are 13th)

 

So it is because they are hitting dongs. I knew it wasn't because they actually hit. I don't know, can people teach others to dong?

 

Oh well. I think we all can agree hitting coaches don't mean crap.

[treebird]

we should have made rizzo promise a sick kid that he'd hit a home run today

[Careless]

No one's surprised by this, I'm sure.

[ARCubsFan]

Good AB by Dexter Fowler. Colon might go 11.

[Sammy Sofa]

Houston: first in dongs, but not first in our hearts.

 

(Cubs are 13th)

 

So it is because they are hitting dongs. I knew it wasn't because they actually hit. I don't know, can people teach others to dong?

 

Oh well. I think we all can agree hitting coaches don't mean crap.

 

Well, we're living the results of a dong-driven offense sans the dongs. It's a real scene, man.

[sneakypower]

Is Ross-Lester-Herrera the worst trio of guys to bat in an inning ever?

combined, they have a worse OPS than Paul Goldschmidt

[treebird]

rizzo really wanted that to hit him

[ScrubMD]

If this game determined the #1 draft pick or something, there would be a serious investigation by the league.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh well. I think we all can agree hitting coaches don't mean crap.

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a053352c36ac06b141e087814cb3a5db/tumblr_mrjp55V7aC1rvn2ylo1_500.gif

[DiamondMind]

even rizzo's losing it

[NotSoSober]

we should have made rizzo promise a sick kid that he'd hit a home run today

we're more likely to see him catch a fly ball with his hat

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh well. I think we all can agree hitting coaches don't mean crap.

 

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a053352c36ac06b141e087814cb3a5db/tumblr_mrjp55V7aC1rvn2ylo1_500.gif

 

Hahahahahaha

[treebird]

last night's world cup game outscored last night's cubs-mets game 2-1

 

tonight's world cup game is outscoring tonight's cubs-mets game 2-0