6/28: Cubs (Hammel) @ Cardinals (Martinez) 7:05 ESPN

[DiamondMind]

Niese may end up being a Cub at some point

[Sammys Boombox]

Base runners this series:

 

Cardinals 39

Cubs 36

 

Cardinals did have more XBH but not enough to account for a 15-4 run differential. It must be amazing to always squeeze the most out of your opportunities and for your opponents to never do the same.

[sontensei]

Cardinals BABIP was just not fair...

[Little Slide Rooter]

We're still only 1.5 game back*. We can do this.

 

* I'm not even going to track the division until the Cardinals prove their mortality.

[Andy]

We're still only 1.5 game back*. We can do this.

 

* I'm not even going to track the division until the Cardinals prove their mortality.

Well, we're what 11.5 back now? Even the most deluded among us (me included) can't really hold out much hope for reversing that.

[PetermanRealityTour]

Hey Guys..Just wanted to introduce myself. I was informed of this site a couple days ago from co-workers that view this site. I grew up a Twins fan but have adopted the Cubs as my second favorite team since moving to Chicago area. Instead of watching from the sidelines, I thought I'd join in the banter. Look forward to the rest of the season!

[Andy]

Hey Guys..Just wanted to introduce myself. I was informed of this site a couple days ago from co-workers that view this site. I grew up a Twins fan but have adopted the Cubs as my second favorite team since moving to Chicago area. Instead of watching from the sidelines, I thought I'd join in the banter. Look forward to the rest of the season!

Welcome. If your arrival turns the season around you will be provided with all our finest meats and cheeses.

[Sammy Sofa]

It seems like most of the new posters in the last year or so are split pretty evenly between monsters like ARCubsFan and sontensei and then cool people like this with awesome pop culture names.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Think fining the players every time they score less than three runs would help at all?

Yes. You should call Jim Hendry's office and offer up that advice.

[Sammy Sofa]

Think fining the players every time they score less than three runs would help at all?

Yes. You should call Jim Hendry's office and offer up that advice.

 

[UMFan83]

Think fining the players every time they score less than three runs would help at all?

Yes. You should call Jim Hendry's office and offer up that advice.

 

Don't listen to him. Apparently doing this gives you cancer.

[sontensei]

It seems like most of the new posters in the last year or so are split pretty evenly between monsters like ARCubsFan and sontensei and then cool people like this with awesome pop culture names.

 

RAWR

[Ding Dong Johnson]

It seems like most of the new posters in the last year or so are split pretty evenly between monsters like ARCubsFan and sontensei and then cool people like this with awesome pop culture names.

 

RAWR

Not that kind of monster. More like this:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/12/1/enhanced/webdr04/grid-cell-25602-1413091311-1.jpg

[sontensei]

It seems like most of the new posters in the last year or so are split pretty evenly between monsters like ARCubsFan and sontensei and then cool people like this with awesome pop culture names.

 

RAWR

Not that kind of monster. More like this:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/12/1/enhanced/webdr04/grid-cell-25602-1413091311-1.jpg

 

naaa, more like this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4yF0u_y4dA

[DiamondMind]

Well, we're linking Kanye songs now. Shut the site down.

[treebird]

Well, we're linking Kanye songs now. Shut the site down.

 

if you don't like kanye west you can go straight to hell

[sontensei]

Well, we're linking Kanye songs now. Shut the site down.

 

if you don't like kanye west you can go straight to hell

 

Kanye can be a jerk, but he is a good artist.

[Sammy Sofa]

Look at the creep who loves Miley Cyrus and hates Seinfeld trying to judge.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Well, we're linking Kanye songs now. Shut the site down.

 

if you don't like kanye west you can go straight to hell

I'll save spots for you all.

[DiamondMind]

Look at the creep who loves Miley Cyrus and hates Seinfeld trying to judge.

 

Cyrus is just to troll you. I do hate Seinfeld with a burning passion, though. I'd really prefer to not talk about any of these things..... Can't we just kumbaya over our hatred for kolten wong or something?

 

Also you are the creepiest person here.

[Sammy Sofa]

Uh, you showed up with the Miley avatar out of nowhere. Don't deflect, creeper.

 

http://i.giphy.com/CwQuw9MLL4JfW.gif

Edited June 30, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Sammy Sofa]

Now the constant doom boner you're stroking; THAT'S some primo trolling.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

We can always bond over our common hatred of anything Cardinal-related, but what would this place be if we stopped making fun of people? I don't want to find out.

[Guest]

Well, we're linking Kanye songs now. Shut the site down.

 

if you don't like kanye west you can go straight to hell

 

i always knew i liked you

[Guest]

Look at the creep who loves Miley Cyrus and hates Seinfeld trying to judge.

 

hahahahahhaah miley cyrus that's right