5/5 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Cardinals (Lyons) 7:15PM WGN/MLBN

[sneakypower]

hendricks reminds me a lot of eli manning

ew gross he kind of does

[NotSoSober]

hendricks reminds me a lot of eli manning

now we just need someone to continually make miraculous catches for him

[OleMissCub]

hendricks reminds me a lot of eli manning

 

He doesn't mouth-breathe enough

[halplm]

This strike zone is pissing me off

[Guest]

rizzo is such a good [expletive] hitter omg

[treebird]

LMAO..neck tat hit the [expletive] out of that

 

I feel like I'm asking for it, but could we lose on a barrage of home runs and balls that one hop the wall? All these runs on dribblers and bloopers are starting to hurt my soul.

the cubs lose after hitting line drives and balls off the walls all the time

[CyHawk_Cub]

Rizzo is good. I think they should have Bryant in the 2 hole going forward w/ as much as he's been walking, w/ Rizzo 3.

[treebird]

Russell is learning, that's fun

he has been my fav non-rizzbro to watch of late

 

* this is the new nickname for rizzo and bryant, use it all the time. they are the rizzbros.

 

bryzzo is better

i know but i feel like these guys really need bro in there

[treebird]

bryant hits too many foul balls

[NotSoSober]

Hrabosky just mentioned Bryants minor league stats and honestly asked why pitchers are afraid to pitch to him

 

editl now he just said he's not going to hit 400 so the odds are you'll get him out

Edited May 6, 2015 by NotSoSober

[Guest]

horse [expletive]

[treebird]

bryant hits too many foul balls

someone smarter than me look into this and then credit me when you publish the results

[CincyCubsFan]

Ugh

[Guest]

dumb

[CyHawk_Cub]

5 K's against this AAA pitcher? O.K., I guess...but hey, he's almost at 60 pitches...

[Guest]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[Andy]

That'll work.

[Guest]

fun fact

 

microwaved egg rolls stay hot as [expletive] for a really long time, even if you cut them in half first

[Guest]

love it when soler hits a ball on the screws :)

[Cubswin11]

Holiday almost ran past that ball

[CincyCubsFan]

That ball looked harder hit than that.

[treebird]

fun fact

 

microwaved egg rolls stay hot as [expletive] for a really long time, even if you cut them in half first

i made lo mein tonight

 

if we win tomorrow is chinese food gam thread

[halplm]

ok, whatever, yay

[DiamondMind]

I dont remember a stretch like this where the umpiring has pissed me off every day

[sneakypower]

when Soler hits the ball, it stays hit