The Jon Lester Signs w/ Cubs - 6 yrs/$155 Million

[Banedon]

Surely there must be well-connected grade schooler out there who's heard something.

 

Ask and you shall receive.

 

@mlb_nl_al:

2014-12-03 15:18:15 UTC

BREAKING: Jon Lester has agreed to a deal with the Chicago Cubs. Per @MibeltRodriguez

[Clem Fandango]

Who is mibelt rodriguez?

[gscool89]

Who is mibelt rodriguez?

Some douchenozzle who reported Hamels got traded to the Dodgers last night

[UMFan83]

Some radio show co-host in Boston:

 

Marino Pepén @Marino_Pepen · 26m 26 minutes ago

WARNING: Some say that Lester and #Cubs are close to an agreement. I am confirming they tuned ... #MLB

 

A lot of smoke this morning...or is it everyone rehashing a false rumor and spinning it as their own reporting?

[MWV]

Confirming they tuned? What the [expletive] does that mean?

[Guest]

They tuned? Stay tuned?

[Tyrant]

Some radio show co-host in Boston:

 

Marino Pepén @Marino_Pepen · 26m 26 minutes ago

WARNING: Some say that Lester and #Cubs are close to an agreement. I am confirming they tuned ... #MLB

 

A lot of smoke this morning...or is it everyone rehashing a false rumor and spinning it as their own reporting?

 

it's probably a bunch of people trying to ape one made up report. people make fun of the heyman and rosenthal types, but at least they wait until there's a reason to say something since their reputations matter.

[UMFan83]

Confirming they tuned? What the [expletive] does that mean?

 

I don't know, but this dude hosts a spanish language sports talk show in Boston it looks like. That tweet was actually posted as a translation of his first tweet that was in spanish

 

Here's more nonsense that he just tweeted a minute ago:

 

Marino Pepén

‏@Marino_Pepen

No-forward to say that Lester signed to the #Cubs, we are confirming.

[Smack]

Yeah, I think he intended to say he's trying to confirm if it's true. It came across as he HAD confirmed it was true.

[Guest]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

[Tyrant]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

 

you're programmed in multiple languages? fancy.

[UMFan83]

It seems like whenever we are involved with something and Boston is also involved, it seems like all the news and rumors are coming from the Boston side.

[Banedon]

Confirming they tuned? What the [expletive] does that mean?

 

I don't know, but this dude hosts a spanish language sports talk show in Boston it looks like. That tweet was actually posted as a translation of his first tweet that was in spanish

 

Here's more nonsense that he just tweeted a minute ago:

 

Marino Pepén

‏@Marino_Pepen

No-forward to say that Lester signed to the #Cubs, we are confirming.

 

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/robot.jpg

[MWV]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

 

you're programmed in multiple languages? fancy.

He's fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

[Fro]

Supposedly either Bob or that Mibelt guy are the people that the 14 year old kid got the Panda rumor from. :?

[UMFan83]

David Kaplan @thekapman

I just spoke to an excellent agent source. “Cubs are right there on Jon Lester but he has NOT agreed to any deal. Twitter is clueless."

[Guest]

Brett Taylor ‏@BleacherNation 6m6 minutes ago

How many times does the same bogus "reporter" have to be wrong about something before everyone just ignores instead of having to refute?

 

Brett actually firing shots

[SouthSideRyan]

Brett Taylor ‏@BleacherNation 6m6 minutes ago

How many times does the same bogus "reporter" have to be wrong about something before everyone just ignores instead of having to refute?

 

Brett actually firing shots

 

He's talking about the child, Brett would never say a bad word about a fellow blogger besides maybe Yellon.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Kids need to get off his lawn.

[Guest]

Brett Taylor ‏@BleacherNation 6m6 minutes ago

How many times does the same bogus "reporter" have to be wrong about something before everyone just ignores instead of having to refute?

 

Brett actually firing shots

 

He's talking about the child, Brett would never say a bad word about a fellow blogger besides maybe Yellon.

 

I was actually thinking he meant Incarcerated Bob and was willing to give him 10x credit if it actually was Loxas. Wasn't even thinking one of the kids was reporting on this.

[Sammy Sofa]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

 

you're programmed in multiple languages? fancy.

He's fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

 

http://i.imgur.com/x7uyW.gif

[biittner77]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

 

you're programmed in multiple languages? fancy.

 

Bocchi is like a second language to him.

Edited December 3, 2014 by biittner77

[biittner77]

Confirming they tuned? What the [expletive] does that mean?

 

I don't know, but this dude hosts a spanish language sports talk show in Boston it looks like. That tweet was actually posted as a translation of his first tweet that was in spanish

 

Here's more nonsense that he just tweeted a minute ago:

 

Marino Pepén

‏@Marino_Pepen

No-forward to say that Lester signed to the #Cubs, we are confirming.

 

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/robot.jpg

 

It bears repeating: The malfunctioning robot is the best thing in NSBB history.

[nocode416]

Boys,

 

I've received a "Yes, I believe so" in response to my inquiry if he's about to be a Cub.

[MSG T]

All he's saying is that he's looking into it. I just read his first spanish tweet to be sure.

 

you're programmed in multiple languages? fancy.

 

Bocchi is like a second language to him.

 

 

But what he really needs is someone that speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.