5/16 Brewers (Lohse) @ Cubs (Samardzija) 1:20 CDT, WGN TV

[SouthSideRyan]

Rizzo's probably too busy getting daily triple handjobs from the dreamteam FO to give a [expletive].

 

at least you acknowledge that multiple hands would be required

 

He never shuts up about his big head.

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo's probably too busy getting daily triple handjobs from the dreamteam FO to give a [expletive].

 

at least you acknowledge that multiple hands would be required

 

He can be both the giant dong and the tiny face of this organization's acceptance of their miserable fate.

 

I'll bet those humps have sabotaged Baez because he's not one of their guys. They're probably super pissed that Castro triumphed over whatever nefarious poison they dosed him with last year.

[Guest]

Rizzo's probably too busy getting daily triple handjobs from the dreamteam FO to give a [expletive].

 

at least you acknowledge that multiple hands would be required

 

He can be both the giant dong and the tiny face of this organization's acceptance of their miserable fate.

 

I'll bet those humps have sabotaged Baez because he's not one of their guys. They're probably super pissed that Castro triumphed over whatever nefarious poison they dosed him with last year.

 

OK, you are full-on Kyle right now, sarcastic or not.

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo's probably too busy getting daily triple handjobs from the dreamteam FO to give a [expletive].

 

at least you acknowledge that multiple hands would be required

 

He can be both the giant dong and the tiny face of this organization's acceptance of their miserable fate.

 

I'll bet those humps have sabotaged Baez because he's not one of their guys. They're probably super pissed that Castro triumphed over whatever nefarious poison they dosed him with last year.

 

OK, you are full-on Kyle right now, sarcastic or not.

 

I am genuinely embracing my loathing of them until the Cubs are good again.