NFL Week 2 come on, you guys thread

[ctcf]

way to slack, people. all times est because deal with it

 

THURSDAY SEP 12

NY Jets at New England 8:25 PM

SUNDAY, SEP 15

St. Louis at Atlanta 1:00 PM

Carolina at Buffalo 1:00 PM

Minnesota at Chicago 1:00 PM

Washington at Green Bay 1:00 PM

Miami at Indianapolis 1:00 PM

Dallas at Kansas City 1:00 PM

Cleveland at Baltimore 1:00 PM

Tennessee at Houston 1:00 PM

San Diego at Philadelphia 1:00 PM

Detroit at Arizona 4:05 PM

New Orleans at Tampa Bay 4:05 PM

Jacksonville at Oakland 4:25 PM

Denver at NY Giants 4:25 PM

San Francisco at Seattle 8:30 PM

MONDAY, SEP 16

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati 8:30 PM

[Banedon]

The important thread was up.

[Guest]

Big game in the Clowney sweepstakes this weekend.

[bukie]

Big game in the Clowney sweepstakes this weekend.

Yeah, Detroit at Arizona should be interesting that way.

[scarey]

Big game in the Clowney sweepstakes this weekend.

Yeah, Detroit at Arizona should be interesting that way.

 

I think he was referring to Jaguars at Raiders... or were you making a joke? Or do you think those two teams will be that bad?

[Cubswin11]

Big game in the Clowney sweepstakes this weekend.

Yeah, Detroit at Arizona should be interesting that way.

The hell are you talking about?

[bukie]

HEY GUYS I THINK I WILL MAKE A DETROIT JOKE IF THAT IS OK.

 

I was hoping not everyone needed the Dexter-level explanation. Next time I'll try to find the ghost of Al Davis to explain it to you more explicitly.

[Warpticon]

Other alternatives: be funny

[bukie]

And this is why everything has to pander to the lowest common denominator.

[Soul]

I knew you were joking, bukie.

[Warpticon]

Yep, that joke definitely failed because it was too highbrow.

[bukie]

Yep, that joke definitely failed because it was too highbrow.

Yes, that is what I was saying. Are you trying to be offended here? I didn't even use the Miami game.

[Splendid Splinter]

Big game in the Clowney sweepstakes this weekend.

Yeah, Detroit at Arizona should be interesting that way.

 

I was thinking San Francisco at Seattle then I realized how scary the defense would be if either team gets Clowney.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

I'll take the Raiders vs. the field in the Clowney sweepstakes. :(

[Banedon]

I'll take the Raiders vs. the field in the Clowney sweepstakes. :(

 

Jacksonville is gonna have something to say about that.

[wekim81]

I'll take the Raiders vs. the field in the Clowney sweepstakes. :(

 

Jacksonville is gonna have something to say about that.

What, that they wished they had the #1 pick the Raiders are going to get?

[sneakypower]

even if Jags get #1, i have a hard time seeing them pass on a QB

[Guest]

even if Jags get #1, i have a hard time seeing them pass on a QB

 

I agree. I hope for their sake that Bridgewater/Boyd over Clowney isn't as bad as the Texans passing on Peppers for Carr (and the possibly the Rams passing on Suh for Bradford?).

[Warpticon]

Yep, that joke definitely failed because it was too highbrow.

Yes, that is what I was saying. Are you trying to be offended here? I didn't even use the Miami game.

 

I'm not understanding how you interpret this as me being offended. Your reaction to people not getting your dumb joke is exactly what the joke was not: funny.

[Guest]

Is the NFL Blacklisting Kerry Rhodes?

[Careless]

I like two Patriots helmet-to-helmeting Smith on the same play and the crowd booing the penalty call when they watched the replay

[TruffleShuffle]

brady is just never going to throw to this dobson guy again.

[UMFan83]

Is the NFL Blacklisting Kerry Rhodes?

 

This is a great question.

 

Jason Collins is/was a marginal player so one can turn a blind eye to him not being signed (I think he is still an NBA caliber player but obviously he was not a star). Kerry Rhodes is much much better and isn't getting any interest for him even though he isn't even out. Bizarre and upsetting.

[Sammy Sofa]

Is the NFL Blacklisting Kerry Rhodes?

 

This is a great question.

 

Jason Collins is/was a marginal player so one can turn a blind eye to him not being signed (I think he is still an NBA caliber player but obviously he was not a star). Kerry Rhodes is much much better and isn't getting any interest for him even though he isn't even out. Bizarre and upsetting.

 

This is some [expletive] horse [expletive]. I'd tell the NFL to eat a dick, but that's too good for them.

[Careless]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a qb nail his receiver in the back of the head while he's lying on the ground

 

Double ejection on the Jets after the game was effectively over, one for hitting a ref and one for throwing a punch

Edited September 13, 2013 by Careless