Random Cubs Musings

[wekim81]

Everything about Vogelbach screams douche.

[Guest]

douche porn for mojo (posting it here because no way he'd set foot in the MiLB subforum)

 

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That satisfies three different types of douches

[treebird]

is it already an established thing that vogelbach looks like aj soprano?

[mul21]

Ha! He does.

 

Bruno looks a lot like DeJesus to me.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

Bryant looks anorexic next to those two.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh my God, Vogelbach is going to be Babe Ruthian with that level of douche. GIVE ME THE DH.

[Guest]

Oh my God, Vogelbach is going to be Babe Ruthian with that level of douche. GIVE ME THE DH.

 

One more for you

[treebird]

i used to have some shoes that did the fade out thing like that

 

they looked like fire instead of ice though (which is a lot cooler)

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh my God, Vogelbach is going to be Babe Ruthian with that level of douche. GIVE ME THE DH.

 

One more for you

 

JESUS [expletive].

[Sammy Sofa]

Seriously, if the Adidas logo on his hat was actually a pot leaf the world would explode.

[Guest]

Seriously, if the Adidas logo on his hat was actually a pot leaf the world would explode.

 

you wanted it to be so bad

[Guest]

only douchery of the highest level allows for awesomeness like this

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Vogelbux.gif

[Hairyducked Idiot]

only douchery of the highest level allows for awesomeness like this

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Vogelbux.gif

 

He calls his bat Crazy Ira

[MWV]

Bryant is listed as 6'5", Vogelbach as 6'0" and Bruno as 5'9".

Clearly, one of these figures is incorrect.

[MWV]

Also, I'm pretty sure Vogelbach just consumed a lemon filled with [expletive].

[Guest]

Bryant is listed as 6'5", Vogelbach as 6'0" and Bruno as 5'9".

Clearly, one of these figures is incorrect.

 

Vogelbach's height includes his hat.

[MWV]

Bryant is listed as 6'5", Vogelbach as 6'0" and Bruno as 5'9".

Clearly, one of these figures is incorrect.

 

Vogelbach's height includes his hat.

Fair enough.

[Sammy Sofa]

Seriously, if the Adidas logo on his hat was actually a pot leaf the world would explode.

 

you wanted it to be so bad

 

I really, really, really did.

[Guest]

Mooney joins Theo for some Theo-speak

 

http://www.csnchicago.com/cubs/world-series-eventually-or-bust-theo-not-walking-out-cubs

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Mooney joins Theo for some Theo-speak

 

http://www.csnchicago.com/cubs/world-series-eventually-or-bust-theo-not-walking-out-cubs

 

 

“Because I do have a vision for how they’re going to react in three or four years when they look around the diamond and they see (Albert) Almora, (Javier) Baez, (Kris) Bryant, (Anthony) Rizzo and (Starlin) Castro and every position is pretty damn good with a prime-age player.

 

Screw you, Theo. I'm not going to tongue-wash your balls just because you took six or seven years to put together the homegrown dream team you promised us you weren't waiting on.

[Sammy Sofa]

*Cough*Shouldn'tbepre-emptivelybraggingespeciallywhenyoudidn'tevendrafttwoofthoseplayers*Cough*

[treebird]

i know that we all recognize theo as someone who just straight up lies during interviews like this, but it really does worry me a little when he suggests that the plan is for every single prospect and current young player to pan out.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

i know that we all recognize theo as someone who just straight up lies during interviews like this, but it really does worry me a little when he suggests that the plan is for every single prospect and current young player to pan out.

 

That part doesn't bother me, because they probably are good enough to get at least enough of them to make the team good for awhile.

 

It bothers me that he's smart and savvy enough to actually make parallel fronts work, but that's not his dream experiment.

[sneakypower]

it bothers me that Alcantara seemingly isn't in the plans at all, and our lineup is going to be high-K guys everywhere who probably aren't even playing at their best position

[Guest]

It bothers me that he's smart and savvy enough to actually make parallel fronts work, but that's not his dream experiment.

agreed, not to menetion that it took no special talent to do so.