4/1 CUBS (Samardzija) @ PIT (Burnett) 12:35 WGN

[Guest]

How would robot umps make sure a pitcher got all the resin off his hands?

 

#humanfactor

#hashtagsoutsideoftwitter

 

Omg...how would a robot handle this common situation? #letsthinkthisthrough

 

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we could have a million more years of baseball and never see that again

[Guest]

woot

[Sammy Sofa]

Shark in Beast Mode.

[SpongeWorthy]

How is Shark's velocity?

[Guest]

Shark is on cruise control right now. 71 pitches through 5 innings.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Really in love with Samardzija's changeup today. Very tight, late movement, perfect speed.

[Sammy Sofa]

How is Shark's velocity?

 

He's hit 97 today and 95 at least a couple times.

[Guest]

How is Shark's velocity?

 

Consistently in the 94-96 range.

[Banedon]

@BiertempfelTrib Through five innings, #Pirates have hit ONE ball out of the infield. #Cubs OFs look bored.

[Sammy Sofa]

Len's got some late night Pittsburgh tales.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Len's got some late night Pittsburgh tales.

Don't we all?

[Sammy Sofa]

Ow.

[Careless]

Ouch. At least it caught the calf

[Sammy Sofa]

Len's got some late night Pittsburgh tales.

Don't we all?

 

That place freaks me out at night; too many areas of the city seem completely deserted.

[tfarks]

Schierholtz = unstoppable OBP machine

[Cubs Fan Dan]

Schierholtz = unstoppable OBP machine

 

My math has his OBP at 3000

[Irrelevant Dude]

Schierholtz = unstoppable OBP machine

 

My math has his OBP at 3000

That crazy metric system.

[Guest]

Len's got some late night Pittsburgh tales.

Don't we all?

 

That place freaks me out at night; too many areas of the city seem completely deserted.

 

I've never been to Pittsburgh, but that's exactly how I felt about Cincinnati when I went for a couple of Cubs games in 08 and I was there on Friday and Saturday nights.

[Sammy Sofa]

OK, nice AB, but come on, Castillo. Don't get greedy.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Castillo is really driving the ball to the opposite field.

[Guest]

Wellington! (the hitting not the baserunning)

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I ain't even mad, Castillo.

[Guest]

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[RynoRules]

Wellington, we pay you to get on second, not get to get thrown out at third.

[sneakypower]

Mr. Doubles